" I ’ll find the residuum of the ballock next year . "

Hello and welcome back to another roundup of the funniest tweets we found by women this week — and happyLesbian Visibility Week!

We’ve rounded up the best jokes from Bluesky, Threads, and X…noting that we can’t endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos.PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!

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15.And, lastly, this one is from April 14th but I stumbled upon it and felt like it was a good one to end on:

Andcheck out last week’s roundup of funny tweets by womenif you missed it!

Tweet celebrating the visibility of diverse lesbian identities, emphasizing the contribution of elder lesbians

Tweet from @name_redacted_: "I was with a guy and my friend texted me ‘are you touching each others privates?’ while I was showing him something."

Tweet by user @sarah1mc: "I’ll find the rest of the eggs next year."

Summarized text: Ginny Hogan tweets about childbirth, saying it's unnatural due to extensive drug use; notes she still can't feel her legs 36 hours later

Tweet: "Diagnosed with an illness of replying to people in my head instead of doing it irl."

Tweet by a user saying: "men are soo hot. i wish they were good people."

Social media post with the text: "can I come over and haunt your house."

Tweet saying, "i automatically think things are cancelled when it rains."

Tweet joking about how quickly time passed from April 1 to April 23, noting it felt like only five minutes

Tweet by daryl joking that "elder scrolls" refers to looking at their phone

Tweet conversation: "It's a very troubled relationship." "With your boyfriend?" "With my hair."

Tweet by user @thamosdeaf: "Eating 20 Hi-Chews in one sitting will certainly be worth the risk."

Tweet by user "vivi" (@mooncatvivi) apologizing for being weird and unsettled due to ongoing personal challenges

Twitter post by Kafui joking about approaching the Vatican to apply for a job with confidence and a resume

Tweet by Marl: "The older you are, the earlier you feel you need to get to the airport."

Tweet humorously realizing why the date feels familiar, then recalling it's the Titanic sinking anniversary