That $ 60 flatulency storage tank will NOT be a barren , thank you .
Friend, I’m not sure how you feel, but simply going outside seems to cost approximately $17 right now.
Inflationthis,recession indicatorsthat… I need a laugh!
Luckily, TikToker@realronsinais here to provide. In avideolast month, she expressed what we’re all feeling in, frankly, the most hilarious way possible.
“If I die with a full tank of gas, put me in the car and ride me around til it’s gone, please,” she says in the video.
“I’m not trying to be funny, but I already don’t gas my car up often, so if it’s a full tank, I need to get my money worth…”
“…The price I pay for that tank of gas is pretty much my funeral cost,” she jokes. “Just put me in my car, ride me around, take me down to the beach or something.”
Ronsina then says that she drives an SUV, meaning it took “at least $40” to fill her tank, “if not more. That’s my whole life savings in my car.”
And if someone were to ask her why she didn’t have life insurance? “Do you not see the full tank of gas that I got?” Ronsina says. “You talking ‘bout assets and Roth IRAs and all that stuff… Baby, I have a full tank of gas. If that’s not an asset, I don’t know what is…”
“…At the very least, if I have a full tank, y’all need to siphon that bitch out. Somebody get the hose, and somebody get to sucking,” she concludes. “Just siphon it all out, put it in one of those 20-gallon gas cans, and bury it with me.”
you’re able to watch the full videohere .
“if i die and just paid my wifi yall better live stream my funeral,” another joked.
“If I die with a dozed eggs in the fridge serve deviled eggs at the funeral,” someone wrote.
“I said this about my paycheck. If I die on a pay week put my check in the casket,” someone else commented.
“If I just paid my mortgage leave me here till the end of the month,” this person said.
A lot of people were commiserating over gas prices (and rightfully so). “My suv cost 90 to fill so please take me on a road trip before u send me off,” someone commented.
Some folks shared some truly heartbreaking stories of money they spent on their cars right before accidents. “I had just bought 4 new tires before my car was totaled,” this person wrote. “I was beyond hurt.”
Another commenter said, “I was in a car accident with a full tank of gas. It’s been 3 years and I’m still upset.” I WOULD BE, TOO!!!
But, as it turns out, there aresomehappy endings.
