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We love a federal holiday! We already made it to Tuesday, and it feels like we’re one step closer to ridding ourselves of Mondays, once and for all — we simply need to make every Monday a holiday, forever. This shouldn’t be too hard, right? All I need are some lobbyists to convince Congress to make a calendar change. While I start raising money for my PAC, these 23 hilarious fails from last week will help get us through:

1.He did a really good job on this filling, though.

2.Hot dog summer!

3.This is a facet of life I would like to never learn about.

4.And you’re the reason why, kiddo.

6.It doesn’t really seem like you’re getting your money’s worth.

7.It may not taste good, but at least it’s efficient.

8.RIP to a real one (the potato salad).

9.And may the best candidate win.

10.Dead animals are a job for literally anyone else.

11.How old would you say he is? Around, like, 400?

12.I guess it’s a good way to save on wrapping paper.

13.Oh, to be young and naive.

14.Don’t show them this; they’ll start charging extra for window frames.

15.The house show tour is already getting out of hand.

16.At least they’re in it together.

17.Really appreciate you letting me know in a timely fashion.

18.Awaiting the inevitable influencer “Lowe’s haul” videos.

19.Sorry, we’re all…out of spite.

20.Arrest this parrot!

21.Very reasonable and logical line of thinking.

22.It leaves the bald spot alone, or else it gets the flower again.

23.And finally, this is sadly very elementary school coded.

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