" " Where do bad rainbows go ? To prism . "
We could all use a laugh. On theCasualConversationsubreddit, useru/Appropriate_Yam_3812asked peopleto share clean jokes that absolutely kill. People stepped up like it was open mic night, so here are some of the very best (and clean) jokes:
1.“The leading cause of dry skin is towels.”
— u / SqueakyStella
2.“Stop hating on lazy people. We didn’t even do anything.”
— u / shellster7
3.“Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side? So when they come into port, they can scan-da-navy-in.”
— u / LeWitchy
4.“I went to see a child psychiatrist, that kid didn’t know what he was talking about.”
— u / sh*t_*ss_mcf*cknuts
5.“What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.”
— u / Lunaspoona
6.“What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line.”
— uranium / mandileigh
7.“How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.”
— uranium / HappyGimp
8.“Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.”
— uracil / Techelife
9.“What do you call a magician without his magic? Ian.”
— u / CacklingMossHag
10.“A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a……beer.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ Bear looks at his hands and says, ‘I don’t know, I was just born that way.'”
— u / DudesworthMannington
11.“What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left for college? ‘Bison!'”
— u / send_snacks777
12.“What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic.”
— u / lostatmidnight13
13.“What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.”
— u / Tasty - Marionberry624
14.“Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.”
— uranium / Metalprof
15.“Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.”
— u / cloudsanddreams
16.“At first, I didn’t realize why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
— u / Ok - Masterpiece-4716
17.“Why do cannibals not eat clowns? Because they taste funny.”
— u / Catsareintroverts
18.“Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 14 feet? But most of them only have four.”
— u / TONER_SD
19.“What’s brown and sticky? A stick.”
— u / TheInitialGod
20.“The dry-erase board was the most influential invention of our time. It’s truly remarkable.”
— uracil / Ultimateace43
21.“What did the sushi say to the bee? ‘WASSABEE!'”
— u / Here_4_the_INFO
22.“How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogey in it.”
— u / murrimabutterfly
23.“A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, ‘Five beers, please.'”
— atomic number 92 / ailurophile9
24.“Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan.”
— uracil / reasonablecatlady
25.“What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail? A small medium at large.”
— u / Duhblobby
26.“A man walked into a bar and said, ‘Ouch!'”
— u / Rhaven2007
27.“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.”
— u / ransom0374
28.“What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.”
— u / No_Cricket808
29.“What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.”
— u / smmrlvr
30.“What did the teddy bear have for dinner? Nothing, he was stuffed!”
— u / Whole - Independence88
31.“What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? So-fish-ticated.”
— u / BlueominusRex
32.“What kind of vision does a cyclops have? 20.”
— uracil / davyjonesrealty
33.“What do you call a spider with ten eyes? A spiiiiiiiiiider.”
— u / danathepaina
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