I ’m tired .

Here’s a fun* activity to do on the internet: Take a browse through social media and see how many things people have decided are too “feminine” or “gay” for straight men to do. Or, just scroll through this post and laugh at how stupid these people can be.

  • It is really not fun at all , and also , you should know that this Emily Post is LOADED with ridiculous , anti - gay view . So , read on with precaution .

1.Looking in a mirror.

2.Hearing.

3.Being comfortable.

4.Saying “wow.”

5.Sending a voice note.

6.Drinking a mixed drink.

7.Working from home.

8.Eating kiwi (interesting that this one makes you bi, not gay!).

9.Being named Sebastian.

10.Not burning one’s mouth.

11.Celebrating a birthday.

12.Carrying food in proper containers.

13.I guess I’m not surprised by the first part (sigh) but…asking for light ice?

14.Using too many question marks!!!!!!! (What’s the consensus on exclamation marks, I wonder?)

15.Being warm.

16.Taking a woman on a date to a nice restaurant?

17.Eating outside. (Also, good job censoring the word “gay,” everyone knows if you say it, you become gay. Science.)

18.Carrying groceries in a bag.

19.And finally, having sex with lots of women.

H/T tor/AreTheStraightsOKandr/FellasIsItGay

Photo of bathroom wall quote: "You don't need a mirror… You're a man." Tweet replies "fellas, is it gay to perceive the self?"

Tweet humorously questioning a grandfather's refusal to use a hearing aid, suggesting he views it as feminine

An office chair with attached footrest. Text: "new chair…no homo but it is very comfortable" and "fellas is it gay to sit comfortably."

Tweet claiming that saying "wow" is feminine, with another user showing a tweet from that same user saying "wow"

Tweet implying that men shouldn't send voice notes

Tweet exchange: Person questions men ordering fruity drinks. Response jokes about preferring fruit's taste over a bitter conversation

A Facebook post reads, "I feel like as a man if you work from home you gay," with laughing emojis

A tweet comments about a grown man eating a kiwi, suggesting that he's bisexual

Question about "Sebastian" as a gay name and asking if their son will become gay; sarcastic answer implies that yes, names make people gay

Tweet: "This girl said she enjoyed the date but she's not interested in a second one because I blew my food to cool it down????"

Tweet saying, "n-words be like 'it's my birthday' lmao what are you a woman"

Top text: A person claims carrying a lunchbox is feminine. Bottom images: Someone humorously shows food directly in their pocket and wallet, suggesting it's more masculine

Social media post suggesting it's gay for a man to order a pink lemonade with light ice

Tweet discusses the use of multiple question marks, labels it as attention-seeking and feminine with a hashtag MenMonday

Social media post questioning if using a blanket is "girly," followed by a humorous comment asking if it's gay to not want to freeze to death at night

A Yelp review rates a place 5 stars, praising it as perfect for second dates but that she would assume a guy is gay he he took her there for a first date

Tweet suggesting that a group of men who get an outside table at a restaurant are gay

Reddit post discussing an interaction at a gas station involving a customer's reaction to having groceries bagged: "no I'm not gay"

Tweet implying that having sex with a high number of women means a man is "undercover gay" with a response saying it was inevitable that someone would tweet "having sex with women is low key gay"