American toilets are " so FULL of urine . "
A bit ago, redditor@rickyjones75asked, “Non-Americans who have been to the US: What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don’t realize is weird?” The responses were passionate and very specific. Here are just 21 examples that stood out:
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1.“Coffee all the time. I got a tattoo in Barcelona and was completely embarrassed when I asked the artist if he wanted a coffee from next door. He told me, ‘Oh no, I have to keep working.’ He thought I wanted to go sit with him for a while.”
2.“Putting the real estate agent’s face on the for-sale signs.”
— toastehmonstah
" Hahaha , I love this one . Would never have thought it to be different elsewhere — an American . "
— sweatpants122
3.“It’s big. Like, really big. I’m from the UK. And two years ago, I did Route 66. Even taking the interstate (so not the actual Route 66, but you get the idea), it took four days of 12+ hours driving to do it. It’s goddamn huge.”
4.“How easy it is as an outsider to make friends. You guys are nice as hell. I moved here, back at the start of 2024. I’ve got my small group of friends back in New Zealand and thought I’d have trouble making new ones. But Americans have been some of the friendliest people I’ve met.”
— Dungleinthejungle
" If you ’re from somewhere else , that ’s clamant machination , and you ’ll have no shortage of Americans want to chat with you and befriend you . ☠ ️ "
— 1776_MDCCLXXVI
" I was on a solo misstep , lying on the beach somewhere in Florida . A man with a sunshine shelter near me saw I was burn the f up . He invited me over to his tax shelter . I was hesitant to accept , as I knew it was vulgar for Americans to extend an invitation without expecting you to accept . So I first declined politely while feature a chat . After he kept encouraging , we hung out for a scrap , toast a couplet of seltzers from his cooler , and had a great clock time .
I ’m not an outgoing individual by nature , but I really appreciated how I still cope with many people like this while I was there . Never had experiences like that here in Europe . "
— ghee
5.“The options when ordering food. I thought it was a TV joke! I feel naughty asking to swap chips for mash, but you guys can request pretty much anything!”
6.“How enamoured you are with British culture and people. I was invited to a BBQ in a public place by someone that I met because he liked the T-shirt I was wearing. I felt like some sort of celebrity! I’m an average guy, but everyone wanted to chat with me.”
" I ’ve travel extensively and have take on many other nationalities . Whilst in their commonwealth , I ’ve been made to feel welcome in almost all . But how I was treated once my accent was hear in the US was on another level .
Thank you for making me feel so welcome . I ’ve had several awing head trip to the US . They hold a very special place in my heart . "
— bungle_bogs
7.“They have those angry sinks that chop stuff.”
8.“I went there for university. And, honestly, Americans just do a lot of little things that are generally nice. Holding the door open, smiling if you make eye contact while walking, randomly saying a quick greeting, etc. Random compliments too, and I never got the vibe that people were just making them up like some of my friends who haven’t been will say. If someone complimented someone’s clothes, hair, or whatever, it seemed like they meant it. They just didn’t seem to hold back the random thoughts and said them out loud. I didn’t even really notice the door holding thing after the first few days. But when I returned to my country, I missed it lol. Not that I ever expected someone to hold the door even in America. But the absence of it and the quick smiles were surprisingly noticeable back home.”
9.“The work culture is crazy. I worked there, and some people just…don’t take time off. They are basically on call all the time, evenings, weekends, or whatever.”
10.“The toilet is so FULL of water. I always have to convince myself that I’m not about to dunk my cheeks.”
— Hazz3r
11.“How nobody uses the sidewalk. Like, I was told not to bother walking to a place becauseXYZ is too far away for walking. Turns out it’s like 500m [or 0.3 miles] down the road. Why bother using the car for that? Oh, now I remember. Because the sidewalk just stops in the middle of nowhere. Funny how that works.”
12.“Didn’t realize (at least in NYC) that they still use swipe-and-sign for credit cards. The server took our card, and we followed him to the server station. Because in Canada, they either bring the machine to you or you pay at the desk. This was 2017, and we hadn’t had to sign for a bill in about a decade. Everybody in the Bubba Gump thought we were the weird ones.”
— SoNotTheCoolest
13.“For me, what was shocking was how sweet a lot of food was. I mean things I would never expect to be sweet, like bread or mayonnaise. Also, the size of portions of food. I sometimes was not able to eat half of the portions I was served. And how nice people were. It was a really amazing thing.”
14.“Couldn’t buy beer on Sunday morning at Walmart in North Carolina…”
— janesmb
15.“The tax isn’t automatically added to the price shown in shops, restaurants, etc. If I only have a dollar in my pocket, I’d like to see straight away what I can buy for that dollar without trying to find out the tax rate and calculating it.”
16.“The billboards on the interstates. ‘Only 20 miles to’ or ‘only 15 miles to’ for some chain or business. Oh, and fireworks… everywhere.”
— Iracing_Muskoka
17.“Wearing shoes inside is straight up freaking unhinged. I love the moment I get home, take my socks off, and wiggle my bare feet. Always being in shoes is beyond me, let alone going on your bed and stuff while wearing them.”
18.“The gigantic open spaces everywhere. SO. MUCH. SPACE.”
— Murmurmira
19.“Flags everywhere. There was one on a pole above a coffee shop doorway, but the American flag was so large it draped low enough to bop me in the eye as I exited. I’m 5'4”. In Walmart’s school supplies section, there were so many American flags of different sizes and materials. And that was like…in May. I can’t imagine what the Fourth of July is like."
20.“Plastering all sorts of things about your children, their schools, your politics, etc, on your car in the form of bumper stickers is extremely strange to me. Why would you want strangers driving behind you to know those things?”
— HotelLima6
21.Finally, “Ranch dressing obsession.”
