I have n’t had a " nonremittal text " and Armerican cheddar wrap in geezerhood !

Good news, everyone! I seem to have found a way to avoid Mondays: Go on vacation! Not sure why I didn’t think of that one before. I highly recommend it! Now, the week may already be halfway over, but luckily, we’ve got these 23 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

1.I feel confident in saying this room is cursed.

2.Well, who am I supposed to share this stuff with, then?

3.Thanks for your help, kiddo.

4.Pay no attention to the man literally making a protein shake inside his head.

5.I don’t need my cables fertilized, thanks.

6.Trevor appears to have learned his lesson.

7.And I thank you for your prompt attention to this…matter.

8.It’s called context clues, Autocorrect.

9.Only 100,000 more oranges to go!

10.Leave them alone, they’re playingMario Kart.

11.What a deal!

12.He’s feeling much better, you can tell.

13.If you can’t recognize me, we can’t be friends.

14.Lorem ipsum dolor is one of my favorite foods!

15.See ya in another two years, sir!

16.It doesn’t matter how much room there is — the utensils do not fit in the drawer.

17.Quality over quantity, I suppose.

18.Every parent needs a dedicated “poster board” closet.

19.Not a bad snack, all things considered.

20.600mg of caffeine gives you the ability to mind read and also vibrate off the surface of the Earth.

21.Jail for 1,000 years.

22.This is reaching dangerous levels of “Have a good trip!” “You, too!” territory.

23.And finally, parkour practice heals all wounds.

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A quaint guest room with vintage decor, including a doll on a bed and a chandelier above. Tweet shares anxiety about meeting a boyfriend's family

A humorous text exchange where Eli shares an overshare about almost having an accident while running, followed by a blunt response from Skylar, "I didn't need to know this."

A tweet humorously notes that asking a teen to check for a package doesn't mean they should bring it inside, acknowledging this realization

Tweet about dry scooping pre-workout in a parking garage and a bystander's shocked reaction

A person holding a rooster named Trevor, described with humor as having been defeated in a challenge

Tweet about an unexpected kiss followed by confession of hitting a possum with a lawnmower

Tweet with text highlighting software suggestion error: "squirting" instead of "squinting."

Open red bag filled with oranges, captioned "today's dining hall heist! getting my tuition back one way or another !!"

Tweet by user @playcentermd asking for help with a Nintendo Switch infested by ants

Email message reads: "You deserve it. Take up to $0 off your next order."

A dog with wide eyes wears a black wrap. Text above reads, "Hoping this helps his anxiety." Below, "It looks like it's helping."

Tweet by user @savshawz: "just saw a girl that looked just like Ariana Grande at the gas station… and it was literally Ariana Grande."

Container labeled "Lorem Ipsum Dolor & Cheddar Wrap" from Amazon Kitchen, positioned on a countertop

Text exchange where a person shares they gave their number to a man who took two years to text back, noting the humorous delay and context

Tweet by Jonathan humorously describing a kitchen incident involving a potato masher causing noise

A hand holds a large, single carrot wrapped in plastic, highlighted by a tweet about an unexpected grocery order from Walmart

Tweet humorously states: The six words no parent wants to hear at 9:15pm on a Wednesday night are: "Do we have any poster board?"

A person in bed holding an ice cream cone without ice cream, with a caption about being broke and eating paraphernalia

Tweet from @poeticdweller joking about consuming 600 mg of caffeine and mind-reading, resulting in others being angry

Hand holding peeled croissant, tweet text reads: "Am I the only one who peels the croissant before eating it?"

A person recounts mistaking a service dog for a pet and mishearing "Many blessings to you" as "He is a good baby," feeling embarrassed afterward

Tweet from Henpecked Hal humorously quoting his son, who stayed home with a stomach ache but asked about parkour practice