" A little turn louder now … "
In case you hadn’t heard,Final Destination Bloodlinesis now one of the highest-grossing R-rated (and also horror) films of all time and will likely become the top-grossing of the entirefranchise. And one of the reasons this latest installment in the iconic film series is such a success is the W-I-L-D deaths. Like, there are some really, really, really great ones in this film.
So, we decided to rank all of the deaths in the film from “Eh, not that bad” to “Holy SHIT that was good!!!” Check it out:
admonition : Major plunderer ahead .
21.William (the little boy) falling to his death.
20.Darlene (Stefani’s mom) getting crushed by a wooden post.
19.All the people falling through the Skyview stairwell that collapses.
18.All the Skyview restaurant goers burning up in a giant explosion.
17.The dancers falling through the broken glass floor of the Skyview and hitting support beams, the ground, etc.
16.All the remaining people falling out of the Skyview restaurant after the explosions, etc.
15.The little shit who caused the whole thing getting crushed by the piano.
14.Stefani and Charlie being crushed by logs flying off a runaway train.
13.The older woman catching on fire from the chef’s flambé and then exploding.
12.The woman getting crushed by the piano before falling to her death.
11.The last dancer holding onto the glass floor, cutting his hands, and then slamming his head onto a beamTitanic-style.
10.The guy on fire falling out of the window of the Skyview.
9.Evie Bludworth (the singer) burning alive in front of a young William.
8.Young Iris having her finger degloved by her engagement ring, falling to her death, and then being impaled through the mouth.
7.Old Iris being impaled through the back of her head by the weathervane.
6.The restaurant host/older man getting sliced in half by the falling elevator.
5.Howard (Stefani’s uncle) stepping on broken glass, falling on the ground, then a rake setting off a lawnmower which drives over his face, pulverizing his head.
4.Erik’s fakeout death — his nose ring getting caught on a chain that gets wrapped up on a ceiling fan, then him falling into a massive fire below.
3.Bobby’s head being impaled by a coil from the vending machine that corkscrews through his brain.
2.Julia being crushed in a garbage truck after a tree trimmer falls and hits the guy with a leaf blower, which blows leaves into the kids playing soccer, whose ball hits Julia, knocking her into a garbage bin that dumps her into said garbage truck.
1.Erik’s real death by being impaled and literally snapped in half by an MRI machine.
