These photos are laughable .

Here’s the deal — I’m writing this on a dreary Monday morning, I have an epic sunburn from making the ill-advised decision to wear a tank top to my kid’s little league game, and I woke up to no coffee in the freaking house.

I’m in a MOOD. So today you can forget clever captions or even a unifying theme tying these photos together. The best I can do is to throw together a scattershot collection of ridiculously funny photos. Check ‘em out below:

( And here ’s hoping tomorrow is better after I get some aloe and extra - caffeinated coffee beans . )

1.First, there’s this text I could’ve received today:

2.And this dude is having a bad day, too:

3.Once a cop, always a cop:

4.I don’t know what’s going on with this seal-looking dog, I just think it’s cute/funny:

5.This 40-year-old guy’s friends celebrated his circumcision with a cake:

6.This guy’s friends, meanwhile, helped him celebrate his divorce:

7.And this dad sent this to his kid along with the instruction, “Post this to the internet”:

8.Know what’s really sad? This meme was made BEFORE tariffs:

9.This guy is too lazy for words:

10.Ditto for this person who completed a jigsaw puzzle on the easy setting:

11.This woman got “cat-eye nails” and had to make sure they checked out:

12.This person renamed their internet network to send a message to their neighbor:

13.And this cafe was trying to start some drama:

14.Is this one probably fake? Yes. Do I care? No.

15.This building in Toronto would make one hell of a location for a fertility clinic:

16.And housekeeping left this guest a very questionable pillow animal:

17.I think we’re all devolving:

18.Whatever happened to generic fortunes like, “Your kindness will lead you to success”?

19.And this sign — meant for the kitchen – gives off a very different vibe in the bathroom:

20.Speaking of vibes, this resident clearly didn’t do a vibe check of their apartment complex before putting up this door knocker:

“As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning…”

21.This smarty-pants — after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time — wrote this:

22.And speaking of the bible — look, everybody! He’s back:

23.Whoever painted this on the wall of a hostel has ISSUES:

24.This air traveler blew up an air mattress and took a snooze right at the gate:

25.And this job applicant submitted this as their entire résumé:

It reads: “Resume — was working at a trucking company. just got fired for insubordination. not true. looking for upright employer.”

26.Yes, these mechanics are watching a YouTube tutorial on how to fix a car:

27.This is one weird barista:

28.And this dad couldn’t pass up a dad joke in the wild:

29.This woman tried her first ever edible, a pot brownie, and then — after declaring “it wasn’t shit” — had another one. An hour later, her boyfriend caught her reading this article, LOL:

30.This husband found a quick way to get out of having to make cookies with his wife:

31.And this person was excited about how cheap the scratching post they ordered for their cat was until it came:

32.This person used a bit too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door:

33.You know what’s good for a laugh? A truly great sign outside a business:

34.And Arby’s needs to get this sign fixed, like, yesterday:

35.This “last day of work” cake is from my kind of people:

36.This dad texted this photo to his kid with the message, “It finally happened!":

37.And — just in case you were worried — these donuts are boneless:

38.This Goodwill worker came up with the perfect price to quickly sell this Pi-shaped pizza cutter:

39.This boyfriend is OVER his girlfriend leaving her hair in the shower, so he did this:

40.And this dad deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:

41.This person was mad their roommate bought a Keurig when they already had a coffee pot…so they did this:

42.It’s definitely Carlos:

43.And this dog was sitting cool after sneaking some of their owner’s slushy:

44.Some troublemaker had a little fun with this truck company’s name:

45.This girlfriend was hilariously un-chill about not being engaged (and fair enough after almost nine years):

46.This fast food staff didn’t want to hear it:

47.And here’s a heartwarming sign:

48.This wrong text will amuse fans ofThe Office:

49.How did these two trucks end up riding side-by-side?

50.And lastly, you have got to see this self portrait that a pigeon somehow pooped out:

Text conversation: One person asks to be called, interrupts a nap, is told the other is at work, and replies sarcastically with "Nice."

A man with underwear on his back

Dog sits in a bathroom next to drying plants on racks, with a humorous caption about the dog's past as a police dog

Fluffy puppy resembling a loaf of bread sits on a car seat with its tongue out

Cake shaped like a gravestone with the text "R.I.P. Foreskin 1995-2025" written on it

a cake that says she gone

Screenshot of Wheel of Fortune letters, with hint question "What are you doing?" along with Dad's answer — "Taking a big dump” — in a caption underneath

A meme showing a man holding a $70 adapter with text about plugging a USB stick into a $2,000 MacBook

Digital clock reading 8:18 and a lamp sit atop an unopened box labeled "Accent Table." Drawer illustration on box suggests furniture style

Puzzle pieces laid out on a table, with the puzzle box showing an image of a running horse

Person playfully holding a cat's face, using fingernail designs to mimic cat eyes

"SHUT_YOUR_KIDS_UP"

Sign advertising Valentine's Day restaurant discounts: 20% off with girlfriend, 45% off with wife, both are free

Sign for Longmont Children, Youth & Families: "Diarrhea Awareness Month starts Monday, runs till Friday."

Aerial view of large building with surrounding parking and green spaces. The structure is T-shaped and details of the site are visible

A towel elephant sculpture with a fan-shaped head sits on a neatly made bed in a room with an ocean view through the window

Elaborately carved antique wooden wardrobe beside a modern minimalistic white cube shelf, highlighting generational furniture differences

Fortune cookie paper with text: "Live every day like it's your last before you die from a drive-by crossbowing at 8:39 am tomorrow."

Sign on bathroom counter reads: "Life is short, lick the bowl." It sits above a candle and next to a soap dispenser

A notice from management

A door knocker with large testicles

bible 2

A man holding a crucifix

Humorous wall art with eating rules for bananas: no eye contact, fast bites (short in mouth), small bites (under 4cm)

Someone sleeping on a blow-up mattress at the airport

A short resume

Closeup of a resume

two people watching a video on a phone while they fix a car

Latte art cappuccino with bear design in foam on a marble table

A man pushes the word "press" written on another man's shirt

"How to get unhigh"

Gingerbread-style cookie shaped unintentionally humorously, baked for a family-friendly occasion

A miniature scratching post

A dog toy glued to a door

"Get that tattoo"

"Rat beef"

"Fine. Go."

Road sign of bird crossing with a bird next to it

boneless donuts

pi sign selling for $3.14

Hair on a smiling stick

A very frayed, very thick wallet

Coffee beans with notes on them

"Every taco is hand-rolled with exotic Mexican spices by genuine Mayan virgins."

A dog with a blue tongue sits in a car, next to a cup of blue slushie, suggesting it tasted the drink

"MASSIVECOCK"

"And we're still not engaged"

"If you run out of patience, ask for an application."

"This is not a whore house it is a … whore home"

reciever of the wrong text says not to worry about the mix up and if they ever need commercial paper they should reach out to them, dwight, and not jim

Two trucks labeled "Taylor" and "Swift" are side by side on a highway, creating an amusing visual pun referencing the singer Taylor Swift

A hand holds a dried leaf with a bird-shaped stain in the center