There are some full things , Earth .
Especially lately, it feels like most of the world isn’t the biggest fan of the red, white, and blue. That said, there are still things non-Americans love about Americans. For example, non-AmericansLOVEwhen Americans…
1.Use very American units of measurements:
2.Pronounce “coffee:”
3.Disrupt the picnic side dish space:
4.Call their dogs human names:
5.Give those words of support:
6.Call their foods very American things:
7.Add a little pizzazz to the swearing:
8.Preface a question with a question:
9.Say that one word:
10.Obsess over a gas station:
11.Innovate on sandwich technology:
12.Combine two words that mean the same thing, basically:
13.Show their disdain for line cutters:
14.Add some extra syllables here and there:
15.End a sentence with AUTHORITY:
16.Pull out all the stops every season:
17.Speak INCREDIBLY LOUD:
18.Pronounce “pecan:”
19.Hang up the phone with complete disregard:
20.Pronounce asphalt:
21.Create incomprehensible flavors:
22.Be very specific with regards to horses:
23.Drop a “whoopty:”
24.Break down the months in a very American way:
25.Talk about (Natalie Merchant voice) the weather:
26.Let rescue dogs know how good they are:
27.Repair some food:
28.Call pet food “kibble:”
29.Refer to places they have no grasp of:
30.Use a questionable word:
31.Say “daddy” a little too much:
32.Yell things like “STAT:”
33.And greet people like this:
