Every meter a Boomer posts , a new con is welcome to Facebook jail …

1.I wonder how her hubby felt?

2.I would NOT want to be Matthew:

3.Some thoughts we should keep to ourselves:

4.At least this Boomer knows what they don’t want to see:

5.Honestly, same:

6.Is anyone in the market for a dog ass?

7.Grandpa’s ready to hit the town:

8.In the words of Homer Simpson, “People always laugh when you say ‘69’":

9.Did the mashed potatoes cause the divorce?

10.I don’t even know what I’m reading here:

11.Mary’s getting straight to the point:

12.Hopefully the “female companion” will get a good burger:

13.This would be an excellent song onSesame Street:

14.It’s giving ~Trump~:

15.This is not a “purr-fect” idea:

16.Why exactly is he needed?

17.These dogs aren’t barking, they’re farting:

18.A thumbs up in memoriam:

19.And finally, the scariest Boomer post of them all:

H/T:r/oldpeoplefacebook

Screenshot of a social media post recounting a humorous incident involving a floating household item, likened to soap, in a bathtub

Social media comment: "MATTHREW YOU ARE A FUKING ASS HOLE NO STORMS HERE FUCKER."

Screenshot of a Facebook post stating, "Hi everyone I'm still horny," with reactions and one share visible

Screenshot of a Facebook feed with a post expressing frustration over false information and comments. Another post questions changes to a Facebook page

Facebook post with heart background reading, "Some people fucking wind me up!"

Image shows two dog leashes, one small dog harness, and four collars for sale in an online marketplace listing titled "Dog ass" for $10

Two social media posts: First asks about deleting a Facebook post; second is text "Strip clubs near my house."

McDonald's order tracker screenshot showing a drive-thru order with medium fries and a Mini M&M McFlurry using code UP69

Product review screenshot with a 2-star rating. User describes cooking difficulties with mashed cauliflower, leading to it being inedible

Social media comment suggesting halting moon rocket launches, citing identical temperatures this week to those in 1945

Facebook post saying: "Hello, I'm Mary and something to know about me is I love cannabis."

A social media post seeking a female travel companion to Vegas, followed by comments suggesting various burger places to try

Four Facebook posts by the same user: "How are you?" repeated three times and "Abc" in the first post, each with likes and comments

Cartoon character with a beard gives a thumbs-up in front of a field and fireworks, with text: "You haters will be glad to hear I only got 237 votes."

Screenshot of a Facebook post discussing borrowing a cat carrier to bring a cat to the hospital for a grandchild's birth, with humorous replies

Screenshot of a social media post saying, "Looking for 1 guy tomorrow in Torrance."

Screenshot showing a Facebook post about a dog having gas, and a meme with "My Granddaughter" above an image of a hummingbird

Animated figure with glasses gives thumbs up in front of wheat field. Text above: "Dead seal at Westbrook bay" with a sad emoji. Fireworks in sky

Comment saying, "I support Donald J Trump" with American flag and fist emojis. Two likes and a laughing emoji reaction are visible