Count your blessings , people .
1.The person whose delivery driver, while enthusiastic, left a bit to be desired:
2.The person who has a golden opportunity to make the world’s largest pizza pie:
3.The person whose cake instructions got taken a bit too literally:
4.The person who had aLooney Tunesscenario happen to them:
5.The person who met some ants with expensive taste:
6.The person whose drink got a little extra spice in it at the ballgame:
7.The person who made some delicious, well-done cookies:
8.The person whose pillow got spaghettified:
9.The person who got a note from their neighbor you never want to get:
10.The person who gave their bathroom a nice, deep red dye:
11.The person whose garage got delivered a dent:
12.The person who just invented a new way to tie-dye:
13.The person who better get to slurpin':
14.The person who just might want to bust out the flamethrower on their car:
15.The person whose kitchen just turned into a foam rager:
16.The person whose charger almost blew up their house:
17.The person who is now seeing their front tooth the way the rest of the world sees it:
18.The person who’s going to be sneezing until the cows come home:
19.The person who now holds the power to eternal life:
20.The person who is living next to the brightest point on Earth:
21.The person who is about to have a very fun few days:
22.The person whose backpack is going to be perpetually sticky:
23.And the person whose pink toe got absolutely no respect:
