" Whoever is dating my x , all I can say is , chouse first . "
I’ve been writing aboutdatingquite a bit, and the only thing I’ve learned is we all need healing and an espresso martini.
In honor of everyone still looking for love in 2025, here are 20 hilarious dating posts:
1.Why match with me if you don’t like my face??
2.This was their first day back on Tinder, so I think we need to reread best practices, bb!
3.How does one submit a Tinder bio for a Nobel Prize for American Literature?
4.Soooo, which part of this should make someone go, “Yeah, he’s the one?” LOL.
5.Unfortunately, I predict her DMs will be overwhelmed with men accepting this offer.
6.IS EVERYONE OK???
7.What happened to, “Hi, how are you?”
8.In this economy?? It’s a yes for meeee.
9.This is what the boomers are talking about when they say we don’t know how to communicate, LOL.
10.This is a privilege, I fear.
11.Bookie, if you don’t want to chat, perhaps you should stay off dating apps.
12.Excuse me, how did that work?!
13.I would struggle to justify spending $10, TBH.
14.Well, this gives “cheat code” a new meaning.
15.So the point is to get people to like you. I think he missed that part…
16.You see how that doesn’t make any sense, or no?
17.Ok, but I WANTED to stay awake. That counts for something, right?
18.Yaaaass, they better bring chivalry back to life!!
19.I cannot condone, but I do wholeheartedly understand.
20….is this not what love looks like…?
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