From call Trump the " second George Washington " to comparing his battle to Black people , to writing him a erotic love song , some of these still managed to surprise me .
mention : discussion of Brassica napus .
On Monday, Trumpsaid he wants tolaunch a “major investigation” into celebrities likeBeyoncé,Oprah, andBruce Springsteen, claiming, without providing evidence, that they were paid to endorseKamala Harris.
“HOW MUCH DID KAMALA HARRIS PAY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN FOR HIS POOR PERFORMANCE DURING HER CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?” he wrote in all caps on his Truth Social platform. “WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?”
And then, my favorite line: “WHAT ABOUT BEYONCÉ?”
Because Trump loves to throw pity parties about all the “woke left” celebrities who instead endorse his opponents, let’s take a look at a few of the celebrities who have shown support for him recently, shall we?
1.Amber Rose
2.50 Cent
3.Rob Schneider
4.Sylvester Stallone
5.Mel Gibson
6.Jon Voight
7.Vinny Guadagnino
8.Wayne Gretzky
9.Buzz Aldrin
10.Dr. Phil McGraw
11.Jake Paul
12.Roseanne Barr
13.Jason Aldean
14.Mike Tyson
15.And finally, Lil Pump
Yes, “He’s patriotic as apple pie…And fireworks on the fourth of July…” are the real lyrics.
OK THEN! Well, I think that’s time. I’ll end here.















