" Halle Berry be playing her part so proficient in them kidnap movies I have it away she be upright n frowsty after film . "

While we ca n’t back what X has become , we can bestow you the worthwhile moments that still be there , curated and free of the surrounding pandemonium .

Hey, y’all. The world is bleak right now, to say the least.

But there’s no better distraction than funny Black Twitter tweets, so let’s dive in.

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Let us know which tweet made you laugh the hardest, and check out last week’s roundup below if you missed it.

My lung Are Physically Sore From Laughing So firmly At These 18 Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week

Twitter post jokes about a trade war, referencing China's response to a U.S. tariff with an 84% tariff on imported goods

Man standing at a podium in a formal setting with caption above: "Pastors: I'm wrapping up. I'm wrapping up. Also pastors:"

Imprint of a TV remote on a person's skin after a nap, with a caption expressing amusement

Tweet by b. reading: "it would've took all of the avengers to get me up off of you," with another tweet underneath showing Krispy Kreme boxes, one filled with veggies, labeled "APRIL FOOLS!!"

A GPS map screenshot shared on social media, with texts humorously questioning the need to see precise locations

Tweet about field day intensity with a GIF of a focused basketball player

Tweet exchange: User observes elderly men playing chess for money in a park. Another user shares that one offered to teach them and expected a tip

Tweet about school tornado drills, mentioning students in hallways during alerts

Tweet about someone's daughter saying she likes lying because it makes her heart beat fast, followed by crying emojis

Tweet about a humorous situation where a parent explains giving only $1 for a lost tooth due to a "recession" and tariffs affecting the tooth fairy

Tweet by fan account: "White people see a opp and be like 'we've got company'."

Tweet expressing amusement and addiction to saying "What da helly," humorously questioning its appeal with a crying emoji

Tweet questioning when "this one" will be added to a list, referencing another tweet about doing a backflip

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Tweet joking that Halle Berry acts so well in kidnap movies she must feel exhausted after filming

Tweet humorously comparing pronunciations of a brand name versus "Beyoncé shampoo."

Man in a khaki shirt looking surprised in a kitchen. Tweet text above: "I love you bc you’re not like those girls who love money." Me: (Image of the man)

Tweet about the phrase "my cousin twice removed" with a response explaining it means being kicked out of the family twice; includes a woman gesturing in confusion