" Reminds me of my first love life , Shrek . "
I’ve been writing aboutdatingquite a bit, and the only thing I’ve learned is there’s a 99.999% chance we’re all better off single.
In honor of everyone still looking for love in 2025, here are 20 hilarious dating posts:
1.U GO GIRL! Wittiness on 100!!
2.There was a 200% chance this was going to work, let’s be real.
3.I’d match with him just to get the backstory, actually. Is that toxic?
4.Well damn, at least hold my hand first, Marty!!!
5.Comparing a stranger to Shrek is actually CRAAAAZY.
6.You know what? Give me three more years of singleness, and I will also resort to threats. LOL.
7.And THAT’S how you get a second date, ladies and gentlemen.
8.Is it terrible that I gave him half a point for saying “witches” instead of the other word?
9.This is how the chapter about 2025 will start in history books, I fear.
10.So we can all agree he definitely stole the neighbor’s cats?
11.Some of you should be banned from dating apps ETERNALLY.
12.“You’re toxic,” or whatever Britney Spears said.
13.Somebody please explain the difference between thick and thicccc to auntie, please.
14.When you tell so many lies, you can’t remember them all. LOL.
15.If you’re terrible at having conversations, just say that.
16.Octopus-like head is a new one for me…please explain???
17.Likeeee, are we showing our hobbies or what we want for dinner? Please specify.
18.IDK, sounds reasonable to me. We can’t both be asking for high chairs at Chili’s.
19.I would never have to work again.
20.UMMMMM, those work hours are giving MARRIED, sir.
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