" Might get locked up institutionalise me number let me call u. "
I’ve been writing aboutdatingquite a bit, and the only thing I’ve learned is we’re all better off being single for the summer.
In honor of everyone still looking for love in 2025, here are 17 hilarious dating posts:
1.I was out the door after “obedient,” how about you?
2.This person wants to know if they’re being too straightforward. I want to know if we’re all OK???
3.There can’t be a correct response to this, right?!
4.I just clutched my pearls seven times.
5.You know I’m the mayor of Deluluville because I believed him, too.
6.Dare I ask how you planned to pay for the date in the first place…?
7.This is where we’re at, I fear.
8.This is what I mean when I say “get to the point.”
9.Define “ride” and then we can proceed with this conversation.
10.Honestly, thank you for waving your red flags in my face now rather than 10 years from now.
11.Wellllll…locked up for what…?
12.Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by a short man.
13.So I’m supposed to guess which one you are, or what?
14.Like, why aren’t you tired? Red flag.
15.Unfortunately, bribery isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen on a dating app today.
16.Does she think this is Taskrabbit, or no?
17.Finally, someone cracked the code. LOL.
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