I hope you ’ll harmonize .
If you…
1.Drive with a 20-foot beam sticking out of your car:
2.Attatch things that should NOT be attatched to your car:
3.Like, c’mon:
4.What are we doing here?
5.Just throw a Christmas tree on top of your car all willy-nilly:
6.Keep things on the roof “secured” like this:
7.Just completely ignore being able to see anything behind you:
8.Drive with a car full of bricks as if you’re a cartoon character:
9.Leave a mountain of snow on top of your car:
10.Act like the cars on the left:
11.Smoke next to a bunch of flammable gas:
12.Put your appendages out the window:
13.Have beams of wood sticking out of your car:
14.Drive without lights in the rain:
15.Drive with an EXTENDED ladder:
16.Drive the world’s slipperiest car:
17.Or drive on basically nothing at all:
18.Put on a seatbelt like this:
19.Drive with something that increases the size of your car two-fold:
20.Play a game of Car Jenga:
21.Use one tiny cord to secure a bunch of heavy mattresses:
22.Forget the entire purpose of a truck:
23.Secure things to your car like it’s a train:
24.Drive with a bunch of rock ammunition:
25.Or tires that could bounce out at any moment:
26.Drive with a car that cannot handle the amount of stuff you are putting in it:
27.Drive with an open trunk full of projectiles:
28.Completely ignore any and all tire safety:
29.Drive a car with a dang SNOWMOBILE on top of it:
30.Drive on the eye of Sauron:
31.Bring your car where it is not meant to go:
32.And completely ignore what consitutes a road:
