Please do n’t let my airplane fly too close to the sun .
Another week, another Monday. My plan to free us from their grasp by cutting them out of paper calendars was a bit too analog, I think. So now, I’ve decided I need to remove them from every existing computer system instead. Easy, right? While I’m learning every coding language, these 29 hilarious fails from last week will help get ya through:
1.Watch yourself, ma’am.
2.The picture just adds insult to injury.
3.Well, maybe he needed a hug, anyway.
4.Celebrate the little wins!
5.Must be at least an eight to ask for extra sauce packets.
6.Almost as good as when you realize this during the semester.
7.The restaurant of phonetics.
8.Unfortunately, not a “Starboy.”
9.Tell him he has to give two weeks' notice, or he won’t get a good reference.
10.There are few things more devastating in this world than losing a load-bearing tab.
11.There’s no way this is going to end well.
12.A little wiper fluid goes a long way.
13.We’re both guests, now.
14.Thanks, I guess?
15.Perfect timing.
16.Therealdrink that gives you wings.
17.It’s a normal size for an adult human!
18.I really, really want to know what this was supposed to mean.
19.This is real-lifeSeverance.
20.Is there a Duolingo option for “toddler?”
21.Honestly, if it were my dog, I’d just say yes.
22.Nearly doxxed by your own petard.
23.Actually, dear, that’s a good thing.
24.A pair of wings falling off is thelastthing I need to see before a flight.
25.I’ll just go ahead and take that as a compliment.
26.Oh, okay. I miss the shrimp, too, I guess.
27.Honestly, a reasonable reaction.
28.This is what happens when you try to be a good Samaritan.
29.And finally, the ghost that leaves them open must have gone on the trip with your husband.
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