This is basically my honey letter to the show .
It’s been six months sinceHow to Die Alonepremiered on Hulu, and I still haven’t gotten over how brilliant the series is. In true Melissa form, I’m a little late pronouncing my love for the show, but better late than never, right (Alex, I’m not talking about you)? So here are all the times I laughed out loud, cried, or simply retweeted lines (in my head) watchingHow to Die Alone.
1.Blasting “Good Day” by Nappy Roots in the opener was a hilarious choice!
2.Risking your job to meetLizzo!
3.Lizzo-Rihanna! Lasagna.
4.Single life can be… ghetto!!
5.“There are three kinds of deaths.”
6.“Every day I take people to where they want to go, but I have no f*cking idea where I’m going. And even if I did, I couldn’t afford it! I’m still paying off the Lane Bryant bra they cut off my body to drag my fat ass back into a world where nobody sees me.”
7.“Lift, thrust, weight, and drag.”
8.Hospital bills… ugh!
9.“I may be Black and round, but I am not a Magic 8 Ball.”
Hahsisgeugocdiahiedjsldi ! ! ! Wh0oo00ooo wrote this line ? 😂 😭 I ca n’t ! ! ! !
10.I’m sorry, is it just me, or is Rory the worst friend ever?
11.“You have such a pretty face. There has to be someone who can help you move on from Mr. Merman.”
apologise me ? Julie , is it ? Girl bye . Telling a big girl she has a pretty face is a backhanded compliment . It ’s bad enough that we already hate her because she ’s engaged to the man our protagonist loves , and then she went and made this statement . Girl , have several seats !
12.The Roomba metaphor with Terrance hit several times!
13.The looooooooong Thanksgiving prayer!
14.Speaking of Thanksgiving… how about that catfish date?
15.I’m team Terrance all the way!!!!!
16.The Eloquii placement made my heart sing.
17.Ok, I think I actually hate Alex!
18.When she’s boarding the plane and sees her older version.
19.“I met someone: me.”
Look, alls I’m saying is, we at least deserved one ‘mo season! I almost wish it was a movie so that I could have closure but hey, it is what it is.
