" delineate my dog as a ' man of few lyric ' and the uber number one wood did n’t laugh . gon na open up the door on the motorway . "
Throughout life’s ups and downs, one thing that’s always constant is the ridiculousness of our pets.
So here are 22 funny pet tweets to honor their consistency:
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I was so insane but then I came home and my dog had on this blockhead shoespic.twitter.com/hj0jmQn3rX
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depict my dog as a “ gentleman of few words ” and the uber driver did n’t laugh . gon na enter the door on the freeway .
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I put a hat on my big cat 😂 pic.twitter.com / steFOOOsor
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" My big cat wakes me up every morning , but today I woke him up 🤭 " pic.twitter.com/N26vSWy1Zg
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follow my big cat around the flat asking how he can possibly be america ’s expectant minuscule boy while he ignores me and walks faster and faster like a reporter chasing the defendant after the judge reads the guilty verdict
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my cat throw up and covered it with MY STOLAS PLUSHIEpic.twitter.com/aN4PwN0TrE
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I state my weenie “ hallow you ” when he sneezes . He has feelings too .
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do n’t forget to charge your carpic.twitter.com/WuHIxw4FUO
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When I catch my dog eating something he should n’t behttps://t.co/2xbKSSGxc4
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My hombre after he post a banger on hug drug waiting to see if any of his homies vibe with the content.pic.twitter.com/4GyVNAnT6Z
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I love my dog more than life itself , but he peed on me , so he ’s on thin ice rink 😤 pic.twitter.com/8VMAvasg1S
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hot dog are so comical every time my frankfurter see me grab a wig he gets up and follows me because he believe i ’m about to leavepic.twitter.com/AdSw96gfXi
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Should I tell her she has snow on her olfactory organ orpic.twitter.com/fUUY1hBdr2
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I recently buy my dog a talking Mr. Bill …. his last " Oh Nooooooo …. " … she took the talk loge right out …. pic.twitter.com / iIvqX5xHg8
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i learnt the word piss from my momma , she used to call my frump " madamn piss a lot " cause she would pee on the floor constantly
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My dog just gave me a hug should I cry ( she has an avoidant attachment trend )
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And I think my Caterpillar is capable of being a doghttps://t.co/acDGKFOppH
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When it ’s 7:30 pm and my computed tomography is already in her hoop for the nightpic.twitter.com/egVuJKZthf
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Sorry I ’m late , my dog found another dog ’s footprint in the snow and had to sniff every one of them .
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What I say : I ’m going to take a Napoleon . What my hound hears : Time to play with squeaky toys .
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I ’ve never been as excited about anything as my dog is to go literally anywhere in my railcar .
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I know my hombre hates it when I squish her little face but I do n’t do it intimately as many time as I require to and she should be grateful for that
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