fry , let me secernate you about 2015 …
Somewhere in the dusty, forgotten recesses of your brain, do you remember that Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger used to date?
Yup, the pair dated forfive monthsback in 2015, when Patrick was not known asThe White Lotusstar with a famous last name, but rather, as a college student with a famous last name. He’sspeculatedby fans to have inspired the song “BB Talk,” which includes the lyrics, “Your baby talk is creeping me out / Fuck me so you stop baby talking.”
While five months may not seem like long to us with developed prefrontal cortexes, Patrick called himself the “luckiest guy in the world” onInstagramfor Valentine’s Day. After being photographedembracinga woman in a bikini, he had to denycheatingon her in a series of tweets that are sadly now deleted.
Anyway, why am I bringing up all this bygone lore a decade later? Because both of them attended the Met Gala last night.
Specifically, they ran into one another at the Met Gala last night.
And Miley either didn’t notice him or chose to ignore him at the moment a photo was snapped.
Cueviraltweets and “body language experts” talking to tabloids. I’m sure with the chaos of the whole thing, it’s easy not to notice.
Of course, both Miley and Patrick are coupled up with Maxx Morando and Abby Champion respectively.
They’re not the only exes to have reunited behind the scenes at the Met Gala — Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson were pictured having a chat back in 2023.
Personally, I’m more interested as to whether Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj crossed paths at all…
