" Wow , coolheaded interrogation way . "

The first thing you need to know here is that there’s a forum on Reddit calledr/MaleLivingSpace, where men share photos of their homes, rooms, etc., for feedback or just to brag.

So, recently, userPineappleOld6595sharedphotosof his office and wanted to know what he should put behind his desk. Sounds like a simple question, right? Well, here’s the photo he shared:

And here’s the aforementioned space behind the desk:

Now, looking at these photos raises a lot of questions. Why on earth is the desk in the middle of the room, oriented in such a way as to block off the literal rest of the room? Is the room getting smaller? If I rinse my eyes with water, can I unsee this?

People were convinced this man is a Sim.

Or maybe he’s trapped in another kind of video game.

More than one person mentioned how cramped this looks.

Like, seriously.

But eventually, people started offering their ideas for what he could put behind the desk!

I think this one’s a great idea, personally.

This one feels right, too.

This one would be appropriately confusing.

Finally, someone said what we’re all thinking.

Whatever he decides to do, I think we can all thank him for the entertainment.

Home office setup in a narrow room with a desk that takes up the entire width of the room and is set up in the middle of the room

Small basement room with a low ceiling, a tiny window, and a desk in the foreground

Comment: "do you eat the middle of pies?"

Comment: "Wow, cool interrogation room"

Online thread with 3 comments: 1) "I hate this!" 2) "My 3-year-old is crying." 3) "We're all your 3-year-old now"

Comment: "Is this Sims"

Comment: "This is a scene from some unreal engine indie horror game"

Comment: "I can't breathe"

Comment: "I feel claustrophobic, and I don't even have claustrophobia"

Comment suggesting the person put a stack of mismatched tube TVs broadcasting his face behind the desk

Comment: "Hamster mansion"

Comment: "Two creepy identical twin sisters"

Comment: "A second smaller desk"

Comments saying his desk should go in the space behind his desk

Comments saying how the photos remind them of the scene in Austin Powers where he's trying to do a 3-point turn in a narrow hallway