I needed this today .

1.Motherhood: a thankless job.

2.I see no misogyny — or lies – here!

3.These friends are keepers.

4.Okay, fine, I’ll refrain from giving this particular cybertruck the finger as I pass.

5.WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY???

6.It was Buzz!!!! Buzz did it!!!

7.I love this teacher’s commitment to the bit.

8.If he’s bald, you may just want to report him right away.

9.They should rename it this in the US.

10.This guy is the best dad.

11.Uh…I guess they have a point there!

12.Looks like a fair and just result to me!

13.Know your worth! Your ass is worth at least $3!

14.This deserves some kind of award.

15.Watch out, Wile E. Coyote!

16.And if I said “me at work”…

17.Stuart Little, is that you?

18.Something tells me this isn’t the first time.

19.I went here and everyone knew you.

20.I see what they did there!

21.And here.

22.I wasn’t expecting MJ’s Steel City Sports Bar and Grill to make me laugh today, but here we are.

23.And you’re telling me it’s not?

24.This cat would get along well with my cat.

25.Is he doing this on purpose???

26.I feel a little bad for laughing at this one.

27.Honestly, more workers should call out customers like this.

28.I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m supportive.

29.Finally, a shop that’s honest about what it sells.

30.Classic mistake!!!

31.😰 Sorry, Michael Scott, I’ll get right back to watching!!!

32.Honestly? Valid.

33.Well, that’s an unfortunate name.

34.A valid question!

35.Whatever you’re into, Gap!

36.Oh…oh, no.

37.It appears these are pretty apt names.

38.Nothing wrong with a man in a one-piece!!!

39.Are you sure about that?

40.I understood that reference!

41.What do you mean, “attempt”? This is perfect!

42.Yasss, queen!

43.Rated five stars on Google Maps!

44.I mean, you can’t go wrong with cheese or tiddies.

45….I’m interested.

46.The answer is…pi? (I wasn’t good at math.)

47.What is this even for???

48.Honestly, I get it.

49.At least it’s not “ducking.”

50.Definitely a keeper.

51.Great, now I gotta be scared of printers.

52.I think Wordle just called you dumb.

53.Oh…okay.

54.It looks better like this.

55.At least you’re raising an honest kid!

56.Does this guy take orders???

57.I definitely thought this dish pit was calling me a dipshit.

58.It’s not the motivational banner we wanted, but it’s the one we deserved.

59.And finally…perfect placement. No notes.

Note asking, "Can I have pizza?" Caption: "I told my kids to go make a Mother's Day card, and this was the first attempt…"

Social media post saying: "Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence 'Women are…'" Two replies: "Women are so cute" and "Women are not a frog"

Cake shaped like a tombstone with text: "R.I.P. Foreskin 1996-2025." Caption: "I had a procedure done as an adult…I'm thankful for my supportive friends"

Sign on a cybertruck window reads: "This was the only loaner Tesla had available while my car is being repaired. I hate every second of driving this monstrosity"

A jar labeled "Shrek Ashes" with green powder next to a bowl and matcha whisk on a counter. Caption: "What my local coffee shop calls Matcha"

Buzz Lightyear action figure positioned over wet carpet stain. Caption: "How my 2-year-old brother covers up his accident"

Quiz instructions: "Sit quietly, then say 'that was easy' and turn in your quiz without speaking to Jerry or Robby." Caption: "And they said college would be harder than high school"

Class schedule showing Chemistry with Mr. White captioned "School gonna be crazy"

Medication box labeled "After-D" captioned, "Just came back from my honeymoon in the Dominican Republic and they didn't have Plan B. They had something way better"

Pills are placed on two drawn stick figures who are depicted with a goalpost and a soccer ball. Caption: "How my dad lays out my anxiety medication to cheer me up"

Winners of a dog-drawing contest with a humorously bad outline in first place and a well-drawn dog in second. Caption notes winner was chosen through likes

Coffee mug with text: "MY ASS IS…" with sticker covering the rest. The sticker reads "REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2."

A parking spot with "If you're reading this I'm late" painted on it, in the style of the Drake album cover for "If You're Reading This It's Too Late." Caption: "At my old high school they let the seniors paint their parking spot. This one is my favorite"

Sign on grass reads "Coyote Alert." Someone has added two smaller signs on the grass saying "ACME" and "Free Bird Seed"

child's drawing of a car; they've filled in the question "My favorite thing to do at school is…" with "leaving"

Zoom meeting with multiple participants with screens stacked on top of each other, each with a part of an image in it, so that a hairless creature in a suit is depicted

Text message from an Amazon driver says, "Hello. I’m trying to deliver your packages but your cat is stopping me. Is there anyone available to assist?"

Sign for "Twa Church" with a cross integrated into the text so that it appears to read "Twat Church"

Sign reads: "Longmont Children, Youth & Families. Diarrhea Awareness Month starts Monday, runs till Friday. 1050 Lashley St"

Aerial view of a fertility clinic; the layout looks phallic

Sign outside MJ's Steel City Sports Bar humorously asks who stole their limbo stick, finishing with "Seriously, how low can you go?"

Person sitting on a bench, focused on reading a newspaper; from this angle, the top of their head looks like a muppet's face. Caption: "I thought this was a muppet"

Sign asking people not to feed an overweight cat, jokingly calling him a "professional manipulator" and liar, with a photo

A log sheet with handwritten times and initials. The initials look phallic. Caption: "My boss' initials. At first I was wondering why they were so big. Now I’m wondering why…well…"

Headstone engraved with "Spanks," marking the graves of Arthur Spanks and his wife Katherine. Headstone appears to read "Arthur spanks his wife Katherine"

Receipt showing a restaurant order with text at the top circled in red that humorously reads "pain in ass." Caption: "I'm not even mad. I guess I had a complicated order"

Parody poster on a tree advertising "Thick Coins," humorously calling for sturdier nickels with an exaggerated design and a QR code for a joke website

Storefront of "Random Second Hand Interesting Things" with letters highlighted so it also reads "Random SHIT"

A TV screen shows a paused scene from The Office with Michael Scott staring right at the viewer. On-screen text asks, "Are you there? Press play to continue watching"

Bicycle with a slice of pizza in a folded paper plate tucked into the water bottle holder. Caption: "My drunk roommate was 'saving it for later'"

Image showing a man with text overlay: "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a…" with an absurd name below: "Willie Stroker, judge"

Swimmer wearing a branded tracksuit, swim cap, and goggles. "Richard Funk" and "CAN" (for Canada) are displayed, indicating it's at a swimming event. However, it appears to read "can Richard Funk?" Caption: "We know he can swim, but…"

Clothing label with text "28/6 Pegged Boyfriend" and caption questioning Gap's naming choice for a jeans style

Screenshot of two news articles — "and the winner of the bake off is…" right next to "nine dismembered bodies." Caption: "This is like a cards against humanity"

TV screen error message states &quot;'BIG F<em><strong>ING TV' can't find the 'f</strong></em>ing s*** router' Wi-Fi network&quot;

A person is seated at a table in a public area, wearing a sleeveless top; the reflection makes it look like he's wearing a speedo bottom, or a one-piece

Sign in Elk City states it's a bird sanctuary; nearby is a KFC and fast-food area

Sign for ice in hotel hallway reads &quot;ICE ICE BABY&quot;

Sympathy card with a humorous wooden decoration resembling male genitalia at the top. Text on card reads, &quot;With deepest Sympathy.&quot; Caption: &quot;My neighbor's attempt at a vasectomy get well soon card&quot;

Humorous text showing locations in a town called Yass, with businesses called things like &quot;McDonald's Yass.&quot; Caption: &quot;Currently in a place called Yass but on maps it just seems like everyone's super excited&quot;

Parking sign partially covering another sign so it appears to read &quot;Pornhill&quot;

Box of &quot;Cheese Tiddies&quot; snacks from Memaw's Country Kitchen. Caption: &quot;I haven't tried these yet, but I have a feeling I'm gonna like them&quot;

A drive-in theater sign displaying film titles: &quot;Simply Irresistible,&quot; &quot;Dick,&quot; &quot;From Dusk Till Dawn.&quot; However, it appears to read &quot;simply irresistible dick from dusk til dawn&quot;

Car interior filled with bunches of bananas and pineapples on the passenger seat, captioned, &quot;I am the person from your third grade math word problems&quot;

Giant roll of duct tape in bed of truck labeled &quot;Emergency Road Repair Team.&quot; Caption: &quot;In case things go wrong with all the giant tools, I've got a backup&quot;

Sign on a door reads: &quot;Closed early due to stolen banana&quot; with a humorous story about potassium and theft

College sign reads: &quot;Autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo&quot;

Dog wearing a bow tie on a custom phone case, with hole for camera right where their right eye is. Caption: &quot;I was trying to make a custom phone case with a picture of my dog, and it auto-adjusted to this. This one's a keeper&quot;

HP Smart notification says, &quot;You're low on ink. Never run low on ink again.&quot; Text above asks, &quot;Is this a threat?&quot;

Wordle game with the answer &quot;DUMMY&quot;&hellip;however, it appears the game is calling the player a dummy for not getting the word

Smartwatch display shows an error message: &quot;Something went wrong. Reason: Healthy Living isn't available in your country&quot;

Toyota dealership at night; some of the Toyota sign is missing, so it appears to read &quot;toot&quot;

Child's homework identifying polygons incorrectly, with explanation for how they got their answer: &quot;I was just guessing.&quot; Caption: &quot;My 7-year-old's answer to this question&quot;

Batman action figure made into a menorah. Caption: &quot;Every year I try to make a new menorah. I present this year's addition 'Batmanorah'&quot;

Dish cart labeled &quot;DISHPIT&quot; beside a fridge with drinks. At first glance, it appears to read &quot;dipshit&quot;

Banner with text: &quot;We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.&quot; Caption: &quot;Finally, an honest motivational banner&quot;

Game scoreboard shows 0-0. A fan's eyes humorously align with scoreboard numbers