Truly impressive .
1.We’re constantly ending up in theseLooney Tunesscenarios:
2.Ladders are a blank canvas to us:
3.We can’t take basic safety precautions:
4.We run dumb experiments:
5.We’re always gambling and losing:
6.Like, always:
7.We’re constantly driving like we want to see God:
8.We have no sense of danger:
9.We are just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
10.We putting our body parts where they don’t belong:
11.We believe everything we read on the internet:
12.We’re very, very slow to react:
13.We always end up doing dumb activities:
14.We can’t be trusted to eat safely:
15.We are just slowly breathing in things we shouldn’t:
16.We always make that classic mistake of buying plates that will kill you if you eat off them:
17.We get hooked on things like bath towels like a dang halibut:
18.We’re constantly putting our hands where they don’t belong:
19.We have zero spacial awareness:
20.We are constantly losing to the sun:
21.Our elders are trying to create massive explosions:
22.We can’t even relax properly:
23.We’re taking huge leaps of faith with regards to cheese:
24.We’re always getting tangled up in some mess:
25.We can’t follow directions:
26.We always forget to look down:
27.We’re just constantly booby-trapping ourselves:
28.We constantly forget important things:
29.We walk EXACTLY where we’re not meant to walk:
30.We are just constantly stepping where we should not:
31.Again, we’re losing to the Sun:
32.We’re poisoning our air:
33.We can’t resist getting stuck in something:
34.We just have no reading comprehension:
35.We’re always eating things we shouldn’t be eating:
36.We laugh in the face of food safety:
37.We just rush into things without thinking:
38.We’re drinking things we should NOT be drinking:
39.We’re eating things older than the Good Lord himself:
40.We can’t resist a tiny trap:
41.We can’t even sit down right:
42.We’re just creating casual death beams in the car:
43.We are absolutely decimating our machines:
44.We’re playing with chemicals that should stay in a lab:
45.We think everything is edible:
46.Again, we’re getting stuck in everything:
47.We just jump into things with reckless abandon:
48.We’re out here drinking PAINT:
49.And because of people like RANDALL:
50.I give humans 10 more years, tops.
