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Shame, shame,shame! Clicking on an article with such a sinful title — what are you, Satan with a Wi-Fi connection? I’m Enid Strict, the Church Lady. And I suggest you close this filth and open a Bible.
Still here? Well, isn’tthatspecial. Go ahead and yuck it up then — just don’t come crying to me on Judgement Day when you wake up somewhere a littlewarmerthan you’d hoped.
1.Oh! Look atyou! Surely giggling like a schoolboy at a harmless typo because —gasp— it soundsSEXUAL!
2.I bet the photo on the left also made youhowl, didn’t it? Well, it is simply a noble knight atop his valiant steed. But keep cackling, heathens!
3.And anyone who sees anything other than a calendar note about Jack and John being off for the day — probably atchurch, unlikesomepeople — is a sinner!
4.This one made you chuckle, did it? Well, it’s just the Danish word for “end.” You know the word “end” — it’s what you need to park in a pew this Sunday!
5.And let me guess — you howled at the end of the Danish version ofFinding Dorytoo. How precious.
6.I don’t know what offends memore— you giggling at the name of a Nobel Prize-winning chemist like some 8th-grade delinquent, or disrespecting theHappy Birthdaysong… a sacred tune penned by God-fearing church ladies!
7.I don’t evenwantto know how many rosaries I’ll need to do to scrub this one from my soul. But have your little giggle!
8.And I bet you’re the type tohowlat seeing this whale relieve itself in the tank at SeaWorld…
…and then splash all thatdefecation-filled wateronto the innocent crowd!
10.This poor man didn’t think through his new trucking company’s name before ordering atruckloadof merch… and you’re sitting there giggling like a little demon!
11.Well! I’msureI don’t know what this little diorama issupposedto be… although myhellboundnephew says it has something to do with — and I quote — a" backroom casting couch porno." Isn’t thatspecial?
12.A young man jokingly using his computer voice to humiliate hisown motherin public is supposed to befunnynow, is it?
13.Iwon’tcomment on this filth. But you should know global warming has made hell even hotter!
14.Enjoy your pixels of perversion, you godless little gremlins!
15.Suchfilthindeed! Hands havenobusiness being anywhere near thebosom!
16.Oh my! I bet you’d even laugh at this sweet little 10-year-old girl, who, upon shopping for her first bra, saw this and asked her mother, “Bras need to be charged?”
17.A blind man tried to take a photo of something weird on his elbow to send to his friend, but took this instead. I bet that amuses you. You andSatan.
18.Mocking the burning of a holy cathedral is funny? Not to this church lady!
19.Hmmm. This needling of Elon Musk — a self-proclaimed “cultural Christian” who doesn’t believe a single word of the Christian faith, yet claims to appreciate the teachings of Jesus — is actually amusing to me! Isn’t thatspecial?
20.Oh Lord. I bet you demons-in-training are laughing at this juvenile prank.
21.And if this strip club’s sign tickled your funny bone, you can expect your final address to be: 666 Eternal Damnation Blvd, Apt. 13B, Hotasf, Hades 00001.
22.Mocking children’s books now, are we?
23.Oh look, heathens! It’s the doormat in front of the gates of hell.
24.Really, what’s making you laugh at all these abominations?
25.Selling that “down under,” are we? Sinful. Its makers will soon be “down under”… in Hell!
26.I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. Australia — born of sinners, still full of sinners!
27.Joking about a children’s character in a sexual way, are we? Well, her crotch won’t be the only thing burning!
28.I’msureI don’t know why this could be funny — but I know if you laugh you’re going to hell!
29.So, the joke is that those resembletesticles? Well, I won’t defend the Easter Bunny. Not after he turned the resurrection of our Lord and Savior into a sugary scavenger hunt!
30.Oh,my! That amuses you?
31.Perhaps we should ask ourselves: who could be behind such humor?
32.Could it be…Satan?
33.You find this funny, I find it sad — that we’re known for this and not our love of the man upstairs!
34.Jesus says, “Love thy neighbor as thyself,” so whoever crafted that sign is inbigtrouble! And you laughed at it?
35.Finding “adult toys” funny is a sin. So is liking Minecraft as an adult!
36.You know what the worst detention is? Hell! Because it never ends! And if you laughed at this, you got it!
37.This woman is just trying to get some sun in the city. She might get a little sun burned, but it will be nothing in comparison to what’ll happen to you for laughing!
38.Only a sinful person would laugh at this well-intentioned greeting card — and yes, I’m looking at you!
39.The devil smiles upon those who laugh at the misfortune of others! Just something to think about.
40.Finding humor in such matters, are we?
41.Oh, my! Laugh at this captcha featuring a man urinating in public…and the devil will captcha you’re soul!
42.The people who make these sheets say they’re “sheets with rose pattern” and not sheets for murderous satanists! How conveeenient.
43.Find this funny? You probably laugh at the crucifixion too.
44.You know who else finds this funny? Satan!
45.Find Jesus, Riley.
46.Oh,my! Taking more joy in the misfortune of others, are we?
47.He did this to his ownmother? Paging Beelzebub!
48.Still reading this filth? And we’re at number 48?
49.Perhaps it’s time to reflect on your reading choices. A few chuckles at the expense of eternal damnation seems like a bad trade, don’t you think?
50.And lastly…you find birds attacking humans funny, do you? Try reading Revelation 19:17–21. Spoiler alert, heathens: it describes birds gathering to feast on the flesh of the fallen during the final judgment. The end of days is near!
Well, isn’t thatspecial?
