launch the schools !
1.This person who really, really, really doesn’t know what “euthanize” means:
2.This person who incorrectly assumed how to spell “assume”:
3.This person who wants you to know your rights, but doesn’t know how to spell “know,” use the correct your, or use possessives:
4.This person who made something much more classy than a cheesecake:
5.This person who crafted something much more innovative and iconic than “dawned on”:
6.This person who was so, so close:
7.This person who definitely thinks the word “abomination” didn’t exist before, like, 2008:
8.This person, who does not quite understand the threat their sign is making:
9.This person who was technically right — rotisserie chickenisroast history, in a way:
10.This person who knows Mitch Max personally:
11.This person whose unfortunate typo means everyone is gonna be bobbing for bagels:
12.This person who had the spirit…but not quite the vocabulary:
13.This French scholar:
14.The person who apparently couldn’t identify these clouds:
15.This person who cannot catch a damn break:
16.This person whose mom is reallll (a)cute:
17.This person who struggled with “Je ne sais quoi”:
18.This person who was today years old when they learned the word “crustaceans”:
19.This person who did not have to clarify that they weren’t an English major, TBH:
20.This person who is not iron deficient but animated:
21.This person who thought they were way smarter than everyone else:
22.This person who said, “Get that 90º angle on the phone STAT!”
23.This innovator who certainly had anidea, but not the forethought to google “how to spell quesadilla”:
24.This person who really really really wanted their hogs!!!
25.This person, who just learned there is a big difference in being “etched” and “edged”:
26.This person, who is both a frog AND ambidextrous:
27.This person who — I’m not gonna lie — made me literally choke on the water I was drinking while reading this:
28.This person who was so close but so far from “cis male”:
29.This person whose eggs have been a real asshole, it seems:
30.This person who was rightfully confused as to why they assumed everyone said this:
31.This person who I hope never gets sell my nana (an illness far more sinister than salmonella):
32.This pool that perhaps has a little leak:
33.This person who yearns for a delicious, silky checks notes cream delay:
34.This person who was so confident that “hell in a ham basket” was correct that they even added a lil pig emoji:
35.This person whose school got pantsed and won’t be open tomorrow:
36.This person who got lost in the (vanilla) sauce:
37.This person, who wins the award for most creative incorrect spelling of ambulance:
38.This person who was trying to spell “frankincense” and ended up accusing someone named Frank of sleeping with his sister:
39.This person who didn’t quite spell “familiar” right, but did imply that they’re a whole snack and then some:
40.This person who was too busy fighting animal cruelty to realize what the heck was going on:
41.This person who basically created a new insult:
42.This person who tried their best but did not succeed:
43.This person who seemingly thinks the average person is more than a little dumb:
44.This person who got creative with labeling their turmeric:
45.This person who knows all too well how big the grim reaper’s couch cushions are about to get:
46.This person who was ready for violence:
47.This person who did not want 50% off, but 50 purse cents off:
48.And finally, this person who does not fuck with Italians or their pasta sauces:
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