' Murica ! ! ! !
1.This actually manages to be even more embarrassing than owning a Cybertruck, which is a feat in itself.
2.Thanks, RFK!
3.Or we could, y’know, just ban assault rifles.
4.MAGA Christians — y’all okay?
5.How is this legal?
6.I’m already legitimately worried about the average American’s reading comprehension, and now we have THIS?
7.I guess this is where we’re at now.
8.Restrooms are now being labeled like this.
9.Jobs are just being openly discriminatory now.
10.You might as well forget about all those anti-discriminatory hiring practices.
11.Wow, I love seeing my two favorite things — misogyny and AI slop — combined!
12.America — where it’s expensive to die!
13.You’re never safe from ads in America.
14.God forbid we enjoy nature without some advertising thrown in.
15.Though maybe you should just be thankful to enjoy nature while you still can.
16.Enough people are struggling to afford groceries that we have a “buy now, pay later” option at the deli counter.
17.Oh, you wanted to retire one day? How about you come work for us until you die instead!
18.Cool, cool, cool. This is how human lives are valued now.
19.A photo that encapsulates corporate greed, infuriating tip culture, AND forcing the responsibility of worker pay/treatment onto the consumer? It’s the trifecta!
20.Because it’s a privilege not to breathe aerosolized sewage!
21.Now that’s just smart business!
22.Using AI of a dead person to convince a judge to give their murderer a lighter sentence sounds like aBlack Mirrorepisode.
23.I’m gonna guess this is not so that billionaires (who definitely don’t do their own shopping) must pay way higher prices.
24.BRB, I just got a headache trying to figure out how $475k is affordable.
25.BUILD AFFORDABLE HOUSING!!!! NOW!!!
26.You love to see it!!!!
27.What in the…
28.Are we finally understandingit’s US paying these tariffs?
29.Low on cash? Go hungry!
30.Forget egg prices — the availability isn’t even there half the time.
31.Remind me again how Trump stood for the average American?
32.Good luck with that American dream you were raised on, everyone.
33.What happens when there are no jobs left for people? Doing manual labor for free!
34.Compared to the last one, working ten-hour days in the field, seven days a week, for $11 sounds downright generous.
35.This attitude is genuinely going to decimate our workforce and economy.
36.This isn’t horrifying at all.
37.Once again:Black Mirror.
38.Replacing workers with AI might not be so bad if it was easy to find fulfilling work elsewhere and healthcare wasn’t tied to your job — but here were are. Also, I guarantee this made this drive-through go LESS smoothly.
39.Why would you brag about this? People are so brainwashed.
40.Remember when people could buy homes in the suburbs on one parent’s income?
41.That’s right, folk — don’t sell to someone who needs housing! Sell to a massive investment group that will make homeownership more difficult for the middle class!
42.This is normal!
43.Why do we have to beg people to hire us nowadays?
44.How do jobs expect you to survive without a living wage or a family to rely on?
45.This is horrifying.
46.And finally…this pretty much sums it up.
