" hold back protecting scholarly person and employees . secernment ! ! ! "

1.What a motivational message!

2.Remember, kids: Step in front of a bus no matter what!

3.That’s not usually how I “celebrate with dad,” but to each their own, I guess.

4.I don’t think this quite conveyed the message they were trying to send.

5.“Stop protecting students and employees. Discrimination!!!”

6.Uh…dowhatto kids?

7.These stores mayyyybe should’ve coordinated a little better.

8.Uh…well, that’s one opinion.

9.Maybe they could’ve phrased this a little differently?

10.BJsandPJs? Count me in!

11.Please be considerate of the people who are eating children in this area!

12.Make sure to give up your seat for the person with the monster-sized…arm!

13.“Donate to help end children!”

14.So heartwarming!

15.That’s…not how acronyms work.

16.It’s a bit of a reach to call “respectful” a p-word, IMO, but maybe that’s just me.

17.“That’s America’s ass!”

18.The best way to make it clear that the arm on the right belongs to a man? Give it a collar and tie!

19.Um…what if I don’t want to touch there?

20.Well, that looks a lot more offensive than it’s meant to.

21.Great, I’ve always wanted to help human traffickers!

22.I’m sure glad we have signs reminding us to follow people home.

23.I’ve always wanted to eat real shit food!

24.Hey, I like Starbucks coffee!

25.I sure hope people are reading the whole sign, or they might get the wrong idea.

26.“Cry at home!”

27.Just wondering, do you have any open units? I’d like to move in.

28.I don’t know, I kind of like how he looks this way!

29.Oh…oh no.

30.“Rip, scoop, eat” is not really the type of instruction I like to see in the bathroom.

31.I don’t think he’s installing flooring…

32.Oh look, the perfect place for me!

33.Tired of dealing with your kid? Just throw them in the trash!

34.It’s great that we have signs normalizing dumping your baby in the trash!

35.Now this is just a cruel joke.

36.I know you’re supposed to read “laughter,” but the multiple occurrences of s before the word — making it spell “slaughter” — has me convinced there’s some subliminal messaging going on here.

37.Gee, I sure hope so!

38.Nothing like slapping your own butt to get ya going!

39.“I want to be my dog. I am.” Good for you?

40.“Before you leave, forget to pay. Do not stop.”

41.What exactly is erotic emergency equipment? Asking for a friend.

42.Just what are they suggesting we do with senior citizens??? And why is there a gun involved?

43.“Lie! Cheat! Steal!” The perfect playbook for success!

44.I remember this episode ofBlack Mirror!

45.Finally, a cause I can support!

46.And finally…“Keep smiling! Give up!” I will, thanks!

Store interior with sign reading "DIE FOR SUCCES" in large letters

Cartoon bus with eyes on a Disney Transport ad, alongside Timon and Pumba from The Lion King. Warning: "Never step in front of a bus, no matter what" is cut off and reads "Step in front of a bus, no matter what"

store display of condoms with an ad beneath that reads, "Celebrate with dad!"

Condom wrapper with donut and the text "Go further without consent" on it — it's meant to read "do not go further without consent," as the donut means "do not"

Sign reads: "Stop Discrimination. Protecting students and employees." However, the way it is ordered, it appears to read "stop protecting students and employees. Discrimination"

Sign reading "Burn Kidz Boot Camp Childcare Entrance"

Storefronts for two businesses: one has a sign reading "bonin" and the other reads "my little children"

Church sign reads: "Sunday Worship 10:00 AM. The best gift a mother ever gave was time spent on her knees"

Message from an online class on suicide saying "Congratulations! You've Completed Suicide," highlighting an unfortunate wording choice

Ice cream carton illustration with text: "BJ's in your PJ's. Thurs. September 29th @ 7:30pm. 3rd Floor Lounge. Ice Cream." Caption notes this is at a Jesuit college

Sign warns: "People are eating children in this area. Please leash your dog & clean up after them"

Newspaper snippet showing priority seating signs on Japan's metro for different people — but the signs look vaguely sexual

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Sign reads "You are not alone." However, since the word "not" is the same color as the background but a bit lighter, it appears to read "you are alone"

Sign outside a store lists products: Viagra, Cialis, diet pills, sleep pills, pain pills, post-day, Z-packs, and Sostenon. They appear to be in an acronym for the word "drugstore," but none of the first letters are matched

Classroom poster with five rules called the "5 Ps": Be Positive! Be Productive! Be Polite! Be Prepared! Be Respectful!" The P is highlighted in each, but respectful doesn't start with a P, so the P in the middle is highlighted

Commercial van with Glass America service ad that looks like it says "ass America"

door with a playful silhouette of a person in sunglasses. The doorknob is on their crotch

A sign on a wall reads, "Paper Towel: White — Customers, Brown — Employees," suggesting separate access

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A blue traffic sign reads: "Follow traffic rules. Someone is waiting at home for you. Obey traffic rules." However, because some of the text is small, it appears to read "Follow someone home"

Restaurant interior with big letters on wall that read "real food;" the two words are separated by a door that shows letters on the back wall, making it appear to read "real shit food"

A Starbucks van parked outside a building has its door open, blocking some of the letters of "Starbucks" and making it appear to say "sucks"

Sign on grass reads: "We Support Child Abuse Prevention Month." However, the bottom text is smaller, so it appears to read "we support child abuse"

Sign reads "Canal Place Condominiums" surrounded by grass and rocks; the C is fancy and curled, so that it looks more like a design than a letter, meaning it looks like the sign says "Anal place"

of a man's smiling face on a bus, with door alignment creating an amusing distortion

Sign on a wooden door reads: "TRASH EMPLOYEES ONLY"

A beach sign shows a child playing with trash, urging people, "Don't leave it on the beach. Put it in the bin!" It's unclear if they mean the trash or baby

Sign with a pictogram of an adult helping a child throw trash away that looks like the adult is throwing the child in the trash

Outdoor funhouse mirror titled "Fun Reflections" with braille above it

The image contains various words related to relationships and emotions, like "family," "love," "memories," and "friends," in different fonts. "Laughter" is also included multiple times, but appears to read "slaughter" since there's an S before

Sign reads: "Caution: Children Drive Slowly."

Sign depicting how to lift heavy objects correctly, with a graphic trying to show back pain (that instead looks like someone slapping their butt), with humorous handwritten note saying, "Remember: slap ass for motivation!!!"

Sign on a carpeted stair reads, "I want to be the person my dog thinks I am." However, some words are too similar in color to the background, so it appears to read "I want to be my dog I am"

Arrow sign on wood reads: "Do not forget before you leave to pay. STOP!!!" However, the way the words are placed, it appears to read "Before you leave forget to pay, do not stop"

Sign on a building reads: "DEROTIC EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT" with the D large and off to the side so that the first word appears to read "erotic"

A rifle ad with text: "Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous, can still serve a purpose." It's an ad for older rifles, but appears to be about shooting older people

Sign with John Wooden quote: "Never lie; never cheat; never steal. Don't whine; don't complain; don't make excuses." However, the "never" and "don't"s are smaller and lighter, so it appears to read "Lie, cheat, steal, whine, complain, make excuses"

Cartoon of a man with a pig near his crotch, saying "How's Zat?" with the caption "Life Long Partners"

Clothing tag reading "Anxiety for Kids"

Illustrated goose with a bow tie and the text "Keep smiling and never give up" on a framed poster; the "and never" is hard to read, so it appears to read "keep smiling give up"