I cogitate I need to sit down .
1.This is what a completely empty airplane looks like:
2.A fire alarm is…just a switch!
3.This is what’s behind a movie screen:
4.This is what the inside of a hedge looks like:
5.And this is what a tumbleweed looks like before it…tumbles:
6.This is what’s underneath a fire hydrant:
7.This is what a peeled lime looks like:
8.And, for good measure, this is what a peeled lemon looks like:
9.This is what an intact, peeled egg looks like:
10.And this is what a big ol' chunk of a peeled aloe plant looks like:
11.This is what the inside of a water tower looks like:
12.Unfortunately, there’s no treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. Just a lot of nothing:
13.And this is what the back of the “Mona Lisa” looks like:
14.This is what the inside of a 1970s spacesuit looked like:
15.This, my friends, is what the inside of a bag of microwave popcorn looks like:
16.This is what the inside of a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine looks like:
17.This is what an unfinished escalator looks like:
18.This is what the inside of a bungee cord looks like:
19.This is what the inside of a grenade looks like:
20.This is what an owl looks like without feathers:
21.This is what a movie theater undergoing some heavy-duty seat cleaning looks like:
22.This is what the back of a soda fountain looks like:
23.This is what a completely empty CVS store looks like:
24.This is what the tank underneath the pumps at a gas station looks like:
25.The inside of a pine cone makes me somewhat uncomfortable:
26.This is what the inside of a wasp’s nest looks like:
27.This is what the inside of an ATM looks like:
28.This is what a nude Twix bar looks like:
29.This is what a peeled coconut looks like:
30.This is what it looks like when you take the metal top off a gas stove:
31.While we’re at it, here’s another angle of what the inside of a gas stove looks like:
32.This is what the inside of an air mattress looks like:
33.This is what it looks like when your entire bottle of glue dries before you can use it:
34.This is what that tiny li’l ball in a Guinness beer looks like:
35.And cooling towers have an open bottom:
36.This is what the inside of a quarter looks like:
37.This is what a bathroom without any stalls put in looks like:
38.This is what paint looks like before you stir it:
39.This is what the inside of a pool table looks like:
40.And, finally, this is what happens when you polish a coconut:







































