" High shoal . I never call back I would have to teach scholarly person to memorize their street savoir-faire . "

Hi. My name is Alexa, and I used to teach high school English Language Arts. It’s a piece of lore I try to forget about — mainly because, among many frustrations, the school actively worked against its students.

You see , as sophomores , my minor had no idea how to use any punctuation mark , and it was a clear progeny in their writing . However , our vice school principal , who approve or rejected my lesson plans , refused to let a grammar lesson go through because the state " did not test for grammar " at this grade level , and learn to the test was prioritized .

SO , that provide me with teens referring to semicolons as " that lil ' smiley face affair " because they were meant to learn punctuation in early ground level , and I , as their teacher , was told to move forward ( even if they did n’t ) .

As you can imagine, I was immediately drawn to this openquestionon X, where user@MrCScholzasked, “All teachers out there. State your grade level and something that you never thought you’d have to teach students but find that, in recent years, you now have to teach multiple students in your class/classes.”

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A tweet asks teachers to share unexpected things they've taught students recently, despite changes over the years

A tweet about teaching 5th graders how to find the top and front side of a notebook page, noting some have paper upside down

Tweet by Teacher Lady about teaching students to memorize their addresses for PSAT forms instead of using phones

Tweet by Bryn's Papi: "I teach 8th grade. Never thought I'd teach students where to staple packets." Date: Dec 21, 2022

A social media post by Jordan Weber mentions teaching students about the number of U.S. states

Reply about teaching high school students how to search effectively online, highlighting issues with phrasing and engaging with sources

Tweet reply by @EquineCamper: "College. That proper nouns need to be capitalized." 30 likes, 1 comment, 1 repost

Tweet discussing 11th grade geography topics like continents vs countries and labeling continents and oceans

Twitter post humorously lists what not to lick for first graders, commenting on kids' unfamiliarity with germs and jokingly predicting a plague origin

Tweet from @SPKeducation about modeling appropriate behavior for upper elementary students in various social situations

Tweet from Erica Sandberg listing elementary tasks: spacing words, folding paper, using a ruler, doing a jumping jack, using a paper clip

Tweet by TreetopPolyglot: Talks about expecting typing and computer skills to replace cursive in school; realized it was incorrect

Tweet by Jamie Class5 discussing teaching how to open a safety pin, childhood activities like paper snowflakes, and being surprised by changes post-COVID

Tweet about using autocorrect to help 5th graders, emphasizing the rise of device usage among elementary students in and out of school

Tweet by JF SIII: "High School: There is a direct correlation between not coming to class and poor grades."

Tweet by user Teya Mott: "6th grade. How to use a ruler… to draw a straight line."

Tweet by @jennesey326: "3rd grade - how to hold a pair of scissors," replying to @MrCScholz

Tweet reply discussing basics of using loose leaf paper, covering writing sides and top alignment

Tweet by @thsuburbanmommy about teaching children to state, spell their last name, and identify their city

A tweet by Arnold Grove about UK students surprised to learn dogs existed in medieval times, with one thinking dogs were made in the 1900s

Tweet about a kindergarten teacher's challenges with teaching social interaction, colors, and motor skills since 2018

Tweet about high school students struggling to open a window's latch and push mechanics, showing generational differences in understanding

Tweet by clubsoda67 mentioning teaching grade 8, listing challenges: punch paper, blue lines not suggestions, red line as margin, reading analogue clocks, printing on board

Tweet by Michelle (@SeaChelle517) discussing a decline in children's play skills and imaginative play, and rising tech interest. Dated Dec 22, 2024

Reply discusses students' confusion about binders, unsure of organizing or using papers, and request class notes, showing a lack of understanding in class

Tweet: "Middle school, never thought I'd teach mine that Texas isn't part of Florida and Florida isn't a country."

Tweet expressing surprise that many high school students are unaware of who Hitler was; posted on December 22, 2024

Tweet from The Atomic Mom about teaching basic 5-paragraph essays and practical skills like reading an analog clock and handling money

Tweet by Adrienne Haskins lamenting that first graders struggle with basic coat-handling skills. It's a light-hearted reflection

Tweet response: "Kindergarten. Just because you see something doesn’t mean you have to touch it."

Tweet by Kari about 7th graders not knowing their parents' phone numbers without a phone, contrasting with memorizing them in kindergarten

Social media reply by user Berni: "4th grade, how to read."

Tweet by Lola GP mentioning third year of college and menstruation cycle

Tweet reply from @SmartDogs23: "High school. How to address an envelope."

A teacher is shocked by the number of students who don't know how to write their name, letter sounds, or their last name and birthday

Reply about secondary school tech proficiency, noting first-year UK secondary equivalent to grade 7 in the US, focusing on using a computer mouse

Tweet listing college tips: shaking hands, taking notes, studying, checking assignment deadlines, addressing professors, online research, checking grades

Tweet reply from William Eggington: "2nd grade. How to use toilet paper."

Tweet by user explaining challenges in teaching 9th grade English, focusing on helping students restate questions in answers

Reply tweet saying, "How to type a fraction in a calculator…high school" with a thinking face emoji