" noooo my egg :( they were all in that basketball hoop . "

Ahhh, with the weight of the world right now, I think we all need a little break. Picture this: some sunshine, a pool chair, and your favorite little beverage, perhaps? If that’s not in the cards today, no worries — pull up a chair, sit back, and let’s pretend we’re all somewhere else with these 37 hilarious tweets from the week:

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My little full cousin could do this too if you give him some of your hot chipshttps://t.co/PS1eaCLb73

That’s all I got! If you need more laughs (I get it), feel free to check out our other recent roundups:

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A person relaxes on a yellow pool float wearing sunglasses and a tropical shirt. Text in corner: #TheGoodPlace, NBC

Tweet with heartbreak emoji and joke about receiving a call from Vatican City

Tweet by @sonohoor: "you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you're like wow ok great i'm ugly too" with 2.5M views

GCDS gown featuring SpongeBob design, elegant with a fitted bodice and flowing skirt. Query about its suitability for a wedding

Tweet by elijah daniel: "in the club asking them to turn on the air conditioning just a lil bit." 22,000 likes, 368,000 views

Tweet by @leratolatendai: "baldwin is a cool name. it is the opposite of hairloss." 29K likes, 243K views

Tweet by user "soup": "noooo my eggs :( they were all in that basket" with 80 comments, 10,000 retweets, and 89,000 likes

A sandwich made with Ritz crackers, lettuce, bacon, red onions, and sauces is displayed on a cutting board near a Ritz crackers box

A text exchange: A mom asks about a procedure, but the sender mistakenly responds with a meme about being at a store. Mom is confused

Tweet by user expressing frustration about accidentally closing a long-open browser tab intended for reading after two years

Tweet by @_Mulaamamii: "If u die on yo period do they take yo pad off." 8.4K likes, 1.5K retweets, 138K views

Tweet reads: "being an adult is dumb as hell i forgot to buy groceries so i ate three oranges for dinner" with engagement stats below

Tweet jokes about tax refund and visiting Gary, Indiana to find someone named Gary

Text exchange about a humorous and awkward incident involving mistakenly standing in an elevator full of urine. The sender jokes about the situation

Text conversation: Person asks for extra ranches, driver says they can't reply immediately, mistakenly says "I'm kind of ugly," then apologizes

Image of someone asleep on a porch beside a food delivery with a phone view of completed order details

Tweet by @horse_feedback: "I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes." 298 comments, 17K retweets, 206K likes, 3.2M views

Tweet about a friend and her boyfriend leaving towels on the floor as if staying in a hotel

Tweet by @garrettcharles: "Whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom it's like damn we've got real shitters living here." 127 comments, 3.7K likes, 84K reposts

A text conversation where one person says they don't feel like talking and just woke up feeling animosity toward the world

Beach scene with a snack box open, filled with various snacks like crackers and fruits. Ocean waves and people relaxing in the background

Tweet by Charlie: "A successful group dinner requires an authoritarian despot who can take uncomfortable actions for the greater good." 2M views. April 26, 2025

Tweet by Brian Gaar jokes about someone backing into a parking spot, humorously suggesting they are a secret agent on a mission

Text post humorously imagines a former president asking for jumper cables

Tweet by Heidi N. Moore says “Not even a recession indicator, a genuine apocalypse indicator” above a CNN headline about Gwyneth Paltrow eating carbs

Screenshot of a tweet about a Goo Goo Dolls 2004 performance, with a person's comment expressing a wish to have attended if not for their age

Tweet by serena shahidi: "Just had food so good I had to pull my phone out and read the restaurant’s 'our story' page."

Tweet showing two images. Left: A box of sauced chicken wings. Right: An empty box with bones neatly lined up.

Tweet by @confusionm8trix: "Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture."

Tweet with two memes referencing "the ramifications" and "rammys," humorously commenting on unexpected consequences

Tweet by Jeanie humorously suggests separate airport terminals for inexperienced travelers and well-prepared ones

A cap with the text "YOU HAD ME AT COFFEE" is displayed for sale

Sign at Popeyes: "We are short staffed today. Please be patient. If you run out of patience, ask for an application."

A Twitter post shows a joke about grapes mistaken for beads, with two images of grapes strung like a bracelet

A cat looks mischievous near a garage. Caption humorously suggests the cat is upset about being stopped from entering to "huff sawdust and poisons."