I ’m blue to say these people are out there … walk among us .

We love Quora and have rounded up some very interesting conversations from it (likethis oneabout people’s biggest regrets in life), but I gotta be real — some Quorans seem more like Martians…because they are REALLY out there.

Here…take a look at what I mean (these are OUT THERE, right?):

1.A LOT of the parents on the site are disturbingly over-attached to their kids.

2.Like WAAAY too attached (this poor daughter).

3.Like WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too attached.

4.I do not think a lawyer is taking this case.

5.And I don’t think a lawyer is taking this case either.

6.Well, this is…a lot!

7.“Hypothetically”:

8.Um…

9.One sec, folks… Just forwarding all of these to the authorities.

10.This guy has a lot of nerve, let me say that.

11.Let me answer this one… No! It’s not!

12.Eat the rich, folks.

13.Oh, yes! By all means, let’s get rid of the Department of Education!

14.Education is SOOOOOO important.

15.Oh yay! More terrible parents!

16.What is with these people?

17.And — for the hell of it — here’s a terrible spouse!

18.And another!

19.Explain this one, liberals!

20.This poor kid…his life sounds terrible.

21.Man, I’ve tried to break up all the bad parents entries so they’re not all back to back, but there are just so many!

22.So, so, so many!

23.So people are now just saying out loud every thought that enters their head, I see.

24.Even if you could, why would you want to?

25.🙄 🙄 🙄

26.Actually, I’d like to know the answer to this one, too, LOL.

27.YES, YOU MANIAC!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!

28.It seems there are some awful teachers out there, too.

29.“I’m a 46-year-old man.”

30.LOLOLOLOLOL. OK.

31.Honestly, I would have taken other measures to fix this situation — like calling the cops! — before asking the internet:

32.You, sir, should assume you are an awful husband.

33.I beg this person to go outside and touch some grass.

34.You thought we were done with the horrible parents? You thought wrong!

35.Yes. That is true.

36.I think this person should start to exclusively drink warm beverages.

37.And lastly, if you haven’t figured it out by now, we are all doomed as a species!

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