One affair I ’ve find out from this post ? Never volunteer to get an older relative ’s computer .
Recently, Reddit userTritonx15askedabout the shocking NSFW things they discovered on others' phones and computers, and the answers ran the gamut from WTF to genuinely disturbing. Here are the secrets they uncovered.
billet : There are credit of suicide , intimate violation , child sexual abuse images , and bestiality .
1."[I found] my wife telling another man about the female-female-male threesome she had while on vacation without me."
— u / Infamous_Image4375
2.“My mom’s friend asked me to defrag their computer and help it run faster when I was 14ish. Her husband just passed, and she was seeing his best friend. They were older — say late sixties. He was an electrician. There were multiple pics of him doing electrical work on a ladder with only boots, a hat, and his work pouch on. I was mortified as they were not hidden at all — just ALL in preview mode in the open. We then found out they were nudists and often did everything nude at their nearby farm.”
— uracil / neurospicy _
3.“I was friends with a girl from work for about a decade. She went through a bad breakup and needed out of her apartment, and while my house isn’t very big, I offered her my spare bedroom until she sorted her shit out. After a while, things like her Netflix account ended up being logged into my smart TV. One of the many smart TV features was that it would pull pictures off your other devices and use them as the screensaver. We went out to get food or something, but accidentally left the TV on, and it was on the screensaver when we came back. Her account had been logged in, and it was cycling through pictures of her and her recent ex in a plethora of sexual poses and costumes. My TV doesn’t have any buttons on it, and while we searched for the remote for about five minutes, I got an almost life-sized pictorial description of all of her kinks.”
" She ended up living with me for another couple of age while she save up to bribe a house of her own . "
— u / nuclear - chicken - soup
4.“I accidentally uploaded a Google photo of my wife’s breasts to the Google album we share with everyone to see pictures of our kids. I had zero clue, but my mom saw it and called immediately. People in that group included: my wife’s dad, her mom, her three brothers, her stepdad and stepmom, her aunt, my dad, my mom and stepdad, my sister and brother-in-law, and my cousin. I’m still paying for that one like five years later.”
— u / Cf79
5.“I discovered that my boyfriend contacts heterosexual porn actors, pretending to be a very sexually open couple. He says that I’m a huge fan of their porn videos. And the ‘poor guy,’ to satisfy me, finds out ‘for me’ about the size of their penis, because I’m open but shy, and orders scripted videos for ‘me.’ So guys masturbate or compare the size of their anatomy to bottles/cans to show off their big manhood, thinking they’re sending me their videos when it’s just for him. Anyway, my guy likes watching guys, and honestly, I don’t care. … The worst part is that at first, I thought he was doing it to give me some kind of naughty little gift. And I was even getting ready to tell him that I didn’t like the first guy in question at all, even on video. But after several years, his collection has grown, and he apparently keeps it for himself.”
— uranium / Iknows0much
6."[I discovered] nude photos and videos of underage me when he showed them to me to blackmail me. Boyfriend? No. Family member. (Voyeurism, in case that wasn’t clear. I was not aware nor consenting. Obviously.)"
— uracil / cl0ver - leaf
7."[I found my] father’s iPad searches for ‘increased sex drive after child death’ about a week after my brother ended his life."
— atomic number 92 / Single_Ad_5661
Though , a quick note in case you ’re judging the dada too harshly , or are odd yourself … “This isnormal , and subconsciously , many mass require to feel or experience trial impression of on-going life sentence and energy . "
— u/1Pac2Pac3Pac5
Submissions have been edited for length/clarity.
8.“There were nudes of a 17-year-old who went to school with his little sister. I kicked him out and broke up with him.”
— uranium / drunky_crowette
9.“A friend of mine went to log in to Twitter on his phone only to find there was already a Google account saved to sign in with. He signed in to find out whose account it was, thinking he’d been hacked or something, only to discover a porn account regularly posting something that I was quite happy not knowing existed…furry hentai inflation porn. Essentially, lots of stuff involving cream being pumped into anthropomorphic cartoon characters until they burst. After some investigation, we figured out that months earlier, another friend, whose phone was broken, borrowed this phone to check some emails/messages quickly. It turns out that if you sign into any app on an iPhone with your Google account, that login persists between all apps that have a Google sign-in option. This idiot had a secret NSFW Twitter account tied to his Gmail account and left it fully logged in for us to see.”
— u / SeveralSats
10.“Like most teens in the early 2000s, I’d get asked to help older relatives with their computers. They all had porn. Not very interesting or shocking. The only one that did weird me out was my high school girlfriend’s dad and his large collection of high school cheerleader porn. My girlfriend was a cheerleader. Yuck. He was in his fifties.”
— u / BigDGetsItIn
11."[I found] hardcore child sexual abuse images, right on the desktop, no password or logon needed. Then we found hundreds of gigs more, all perfectly catalogued by ages and names. Then, there were about a dozen external drives and a filing cabinet full of hard copies, books, slides, etc. Luckily, it was only the very first desktop image that I actually saw. The rest was just titles and labels. It was many years ago, and I can’t unsee that image. It still haunts me. We took what we found to the police, and they woke up a judge to get a warrant. The cops arrested him as he got off the plane arriving home from a ‘work trip.’ With the warrant, they found so much more. It was horrifying.”
" I was on their PC because a direct relative asked me to facilitate her figure out what her husband was up to . She suspected he was up to no good , but had zero indicant that he was a queasy fuck deeply into small fry sexual abuse . "
— uranium / phalangepatella
12.“After correctly guessing the PIN to my dad’s phone after he died, I saw he had been paying for Grindr premium. He was your typical right-wing MAGA guy, but was never really outwardly anti-gay. I decided against opening the app and just deleted it, and I have kept it from my family since.”
— u / Kolipe
13.“I found a video of my ex having sex with another woman whilst we were together, on his laptop. I also found texts on his phone to a sex worker whom he had visited multiple times whilst we were together.”
— u / LauraPa1mer
14.“I was married to a woman who was stationed in Turkey on a one-year tour (we met in the military). We had two kids under five. She had been acting really off, and I had the papers for her MySpace. I logged in and checked her messages to find out that she had been seeing guys and telling her girlfriends. She was telling them they sucked in bed, but wanted to find out what it was like. The girlfriends were the ones who hinted I should look. … The chat got really explicit about the guys she was fooling around with. I screenshot the chats and asked how she could do that to her family. She said she felt trapped with us. I sent the message to my lawyer and became a single father immediately. Best thing that ever happened to me.”
— atomic number 92 / CameForTheFunOfIt
15.“I found out my boyfriend had multiple subscriptions to OnlyFans girls, some of them being girls in our city that I had already asked him to unfollow on Instagram. Felt like such a slap in the face because it was right after we spent Christmas with my family, and they all bought him gifts. He also tried to create a lie that his credit card information was stolen.”
— u / etherealbogeyman
16.“I found out my oldest sister did porn when I borrowed her laptop to play games on. I knew about a decade before my parents found out.”
" It was after my sister moved back in because she was go through some difficult times . She told my parent . I was n’t present for the dramatic play . But it seemed to have go over better than expect . no one really bring it up much until after my sister died . Several big names in the porn industriousness including Stormy Daniels and Brazzers donate to the funeral monetary fund . That was a little eldritch . "
— point50tracer
17.“My best friend’s grandpa sat down to check his email with his coffee one morning. He opened his laptop, clicked around, his face went beet red, slammed his laptop shut, got in his truck, and drove away without saying a word. I let curiosity get the better of me and opened his laptop to see what shocked/embarrassed him so much he had to leave before even taking a single sip of his coffee. It was his great-granddaughter’s nudes. She sent them to Gramps by accident. My best friend and I got a kick out of it. Gramps hasn’t checked his email since.”
— uranium / Neat_Gap_8016
18.“My late husband sent a dick pic to someone with me sleeping in the background.”
" A pulmonic embolism have him two weeks after . I found the pic two months after that . "
— uranium / moesessurfs
19.“My uncle invited me to work with him. Part of the job was printing labels here and there. I was not going to use my personal computer to do that, so he just told me to use one they had lying around, which had the needed software installed. One day, he asked me to go look for some files on a particular folder that ‘might’ be on that computer, and looking for said folder, I found one with multiple pics of what either him or his wife did on the toilet. That’s when I remembered: one day back when they were living at my place, one random pic of a giant turd on their bathroom appeared on my iCloud pics.”
— uracil / ProfitNo8008
20.“My sister-in-law’s PC had rape-themed fanfiction for the showBones. It was extremely violent, and I never saw her the same way again.”
— u / Sheetoactive
21."[I discovered] my dad, who is almost 70 years old, buying mens G-strings, thongs, and similar things that only covers the penis and show the full ass. I don’t know if he resells them or uses them, and I don’t want to know."
— u / Iamyous3f
22.“I did IT work on the side in college to pay my way through school: mostly repairing computers for older neighbors or parents whose kids downloaded viruses. My uncle called me because their family PC was filled with pop-ups and spam. … After cleaning the PC, my uncle asked me to explain how it had gotten so many viruses. Well, being a Boy Scout and aspiring to join the military, I held truth in high esteem. One of my cousins was watching a ton of gay porn and downloading it using Limewire. I don’t think my uncle ever confronted them on it, though, because both cousins still have a cordial relationship with me to this day.”
— u / RustDeathTaxes
23.“A cousin was dating a family friend. My cousin asked me to look something up on her laptop. When I opened it, I was greeted with a Google search on how to make a relationship work when your partner has herpes. They ended up married with four kids, so I guess it worked for a few years; they’re divorced now.”
— u / Jblue32
24."[I found] a tentacle-filled hentai drawing of me, my current girlfriend at the time, and my previous ex, done by said current girlfriend. It’s been years, but I honestly still have no idea what she was thinking."
— u / AAChyornyj
25.“A few months ago, my mom asked for my help with some problems she’d been having on her smartphone. TONS of pornography sites/videos (all specifically in the daughter’s boyfriend/behind my daughter’s back category too) ended up being the problem.”
— u / Tasty - Sprinkles-8310
26."[I discovered] a coworker’s computer that had a map to a veterinarian in Tijuana to buy steroids."
— uracil / bebopbrain
27.“My sister said she had problems with her laptop and asked if I could fix it. I’m no tech wiz, but I can fix a few things. It turned out to be super weird alien porn and some woman getting railed by a horse, then a donkey. Only to find out later on it was my 11-year-old niece doing this to mess with her mom as a prank because she took away her Nintendo Switch.”
— u / Northmech
28.“My ex had a Google Doc ranking every adult film he watched. With notes.”
— u / hothoneys
29.“Turned out my former boss was into scat. Circa 1997. I think you had to make an effort back then to locate that sh….(no, that’s too easy).”
— u / calissetabernac
30.“It was actually pretty funny. I brought my wife to dinner at a restaurant closing its doors for good that weekend. So the cook comes out and starts chatting us up. He’s talking about sightseeing in the area and hands me his phone to show me a picture of some landscape pictures he’s taken. I guess he forgot about his homescreen photo, which was just a pic of some jacked dude in a g-string haha. You could tell he was flustered, and my wife and I just played it off like it was nothing and kept going with the conversation. When we got to the car, we just burst out laughing.”
— u / Prs - Mira86
31.“My ex-wife had a folder broken down into subfolders of guys she was dating or chatting to before I was ever in the picture, complete with downloaded message histories from her phone and plenty of nude selfies she’d sent. It was like she was cataloguing guys she was chatting to.”
— u / Dangerous_Travel_904
Finally, we’ll end on a few non-computer/phone ones that are nonetheless shocking.
32.“I had to move back in with my dad. I was 27; he was in his late forties. There was a hentai tentacle DVD just lying around below his television. Yikes.”
— u / Rabrab123
33.“My Dad, getting a wine bottle shoved up his arse. It wasn’t on a phone; it was on what appeared to be a blank rewritable DVD I gave my friend to burn episodes ofMost Hauntedonto. I had no idea why he thought it was a good idea to put it on top of the stack of actual blank DVDs.”
— u / TreebeardWasRight
34.“Not a phone or laptop, but my wife and I were driving though Texas back around 2001 or 2002, and we had stopped to stay with her very reserved Grandma for a couple of days to help her with a few things since she was recently widowed (have the car serviced, fix some things around the place, take stuff to donate, etc.). One afternoon, Grandma asked me to show her how to program her VCR. So I set things up, and she found a tape. The tape was unlabeled, so she decided we needed to see what was on the tape in case it was something she wanted to save. So I hit play and up on the TV popped a very graphic, very in progress, porn scene between two top-heavy ladies. I couldn’t hit stop quickly enough, but finally managed. I was super embarrassed and I’m sure she was too, but after a moment of dead silence all she said was, ‘You can tape over that.'”
— atomic number 92 / CBS_in_OP
35.“When I was in elementary school, we were readingLittle House on the Prairie.I remembered my mom had some old VHS tapes of the show, so I decided to bring one to school for my teacher to put on. We planned to watch it in class the next day. That afternoon, I went home, popped in another VHS tape, and next thing I know, I find out my brother would record over the original movies and put porn on them. All I could think the next day at school was, If the movie was there or was it porn and everyone’s gonna see it. I was so scared and nervous the whole time.”
— u / TheVoidShadow
36.Last one…and I bet you won’t see any of this wild ride coming. “Not my partner, not a phone or laptop, but VERY unexpected and very NSFW. … A buddy, (I’ll call him Donnie) of mine in high school was dating this girl (I’ll call her Kayla). She was pretty openly a furry, but would avidly speak against the NSFW part of the community. Our friend groups would all hang out together: my now ex, me, and a few other mutual friends. Kayla made us ALL fursonas without consent, which was weird, but whatever. A few months later, we’d all forgotten about it, and I got a call from Donnie. He asked me, ‘Hey, you remember those furries Kayla drew for everyone?'”
" I said , ' Not really , why ? What about it ? ' ' She has a sketchbook full of pornography using them — yours , Chris ' , Jason ’s and even your missy ’s , but NONE of mine . I ’m fucking fuming . … There were , like , riot , three ways , everything . I wanna throw acid in my centre . ' in short after , he beam me all the pictures , and his Holy Scripture did not do it justice . They were highly detailed and super graphic , like those cliche ex - rays you see in hentai , and I authentically felt despoil — so did everyone else when they were send off to a private group chat . When confronted , she claimed suicidality and then drop off the fount of the earth . Last I heard , she had graduated doing online course and is now in animation :/ "
— u / Border9Lime
Submissions have been edited for distance / clarity .
