" Can young woman have 30 doll if they ’re a natural endowment from Qatar . "

A lot happened this past week: anew Popewas chosen, mothers were celebrated everywhere, RFK Jr. seemed to haveswamin shit, and I got to watch my parents live react to CNN’s “GIFT OR GRIFT” segment on Donald J. Trump’s 400 million dollarjet from Qatar(you tell me — gift or grift?). Lovely. Another day in paradise.

Anyway, amidst it all, as always, there were a lot of funny tweets from the week. Enjoy:

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That’s all for this week! If you’re in need of more laughs (understandable), feel free to check out more funny tweets in our most recent roundups:

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Tweet by Preet Bharara: "Can girls have 30 dolls if they’re a gift from Qatar?" with 631 comments, 9.1K retweets, and 63K likes

Tweet expressing a rough day; humorously suggests celebrities singing "Imagine" and sending it would improve their mood significantly

Person posing next to a podium in a plaid suit, under a humorous Wikipedia edit suggesting future events

Tweet comparing a wife's long post on love to a husband's short, humorous comment on their marriage

Person posing on a blue carpet, wearing an elegant white gown with a dramatic black train, surrounded by photographers. Tweet text reads: "Journalism is so back."

Elmo from Sesame Street shares a humorous LinkedIn update about being laid off. Elmo expresses sadness and humor, offering hugs and love

A large crowd gathers outside, some people looking upward, possibly awaiting a significant announcement

Tweet expressing appreciation for people who ask, "Can I call you?" The message conveys a sweet sentiment

Tweet by user @christiancalgie: "You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?" with 190 replies, 9K retweets, and 129K likes

Social media screenshot showing a reply calling someone "bald." The original post criticizes an obsession with GTA 6

Tweet humorously reads: "omg i'm so sorry i'm just now seeing this" – me lying. It has 92 comments, 11K retweets, 92K likes, and 1.8M views

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Tweet by user Clara says, "Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that," with 560 comments, 24K retweets, and 231K likes

Two people joyfully dance on stairs. Text humorously compares their dance to people in medication commercials despite listing many side effects

Tweet about having a second fridge in the garage, with 15.2M views

A tweet showing a man in the audience at a sports event with a child, captioned jokingly about Pope Leo XIV attending Game 1 of the 2005 World Series

Social media post with text: "The Pope was chosen in 2 days. Your remote hire doesn’t need 5 rounds of interviews. I said what I said."

Tweet joking about the name "Jason" sounding modern despite its ancient Greek origins; includes engagement stats

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Tweet by @kateinwords: "kids don't care. they'll be like 'why u so ugly?' then do a cartwheel." 194 comments, 9.4K retweets, 108K likes

Tweet by Jon Bird questions what to call a cousin's baby, noting uncertainty if the child is also a cousin

Tweet text: Someone saw a 12-year-old in Japan wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a shrimp and the word "Scoliosis."

Tweet from Stoned Cold Fox: "whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one" with 7.5M views

Tweet by Phil Bak about boomers preferring to inform hotels when checking out rather than leaving directly; liked 12.4M times

Tweet by Ernest Strawfield wondering why the sun is drawn with sunglasses and suggests pondering it further

Plate with orange chicken, beef, broccoli, fried rice, and noodles. Caption reads: "if our love's insanity why are you my clarity"

Tweet by iya ehime ora: "I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle."