They in reality committed these thoughts to paper ? !

Sometimes, people say upsetting things that make you go, “DID YOUACTUALLYJUST SAY THAT?!?!?!”

But other times, people literally make the decision to WRITE OUT their ridiculous and/or abhorrent thoughts. Friends, the following 32 images are from those people:

1.First, there’s this hacker who stole someone’s credit card, used it to buy a plane ticket, and then — when the rightful owner of the card canceled the flight — dared to send them this email:

2.Next, I can’t get over that this person — who is two and a half hours late to a dinner their friend is cooking them! — texted such an unbothered excuse:

3.And this unhinged person had absolutely no shame in admitting what they did:

4.This aunt went OFF on her very pregnant niece’s plan to name her baby Lilith:

5.This restaurant thought it was a good idea to affix this sticker to a take-out package saying A) they didn’t have part of the order, and B) they replaced it with “nothing”:

6.This delusional “influencer” gave a restaurant a crap review — despite liking the food — because the owners didn’t give them a discount for posting a photo of the food to Instagram:

7.And this landlord seriously posted about how to defraud people out of their deposit (or bond as they call it in Australia):

8.This jerk on a dating app had no problem typing out this casual cruelty:

9.This franchise owner decided it was totally normal and cool to post this:

10.And this person — who I’m sure is fun at parties — decided it was a good idea to write “don’t care” on this “Fun Fact of the Week” put up by a colleague:

11.This dude bought an entire boat, watched his check get cashed, then dared to send this text:

12.This charmer wrote a note threatening to call the police if their neighbor didn’t stop —am I reading this right?— walking around barefoot:

13.And this person at a guest house in Tokyo put in writing how really, REALLY,REALLYmad they were that someone drank some of their milk:

14.Whoa nelly, this woman is seriously trying to get a refund for wedding photos taken years ago:

15.This teacher thought it was totally normal to give their third graders this complicated project that includes creating “a new toy that has never been made”:

16.This teacher had the AUDACITY to write this note giving their student a zero on a whole-ass paper just because it wasn’t turned in stapled:

17.And this professor had thegallto write an email saying an assignment turned in before the due date was, in fact, late:

18.The person who composed this job training quiz really told on themselves and their company:

19.And this company sent an email to a prospective employee saying they’d be required to eat vegan food only onsite:

20.This car wash attendant had no problem sending a woman this first text:

21.This person sent their neighbor a note insisting they take down ALL of their Halloween decorations…on November 1st:

22.And this neighbor wrote an infuriating and totally unsolicited letter that includes the old “I’m not racist but…” line:

23.This business owner actually sat down and typed out this totally unreasonable rule for their employees to follow:

24.This person — oh boy — accepted a delivery meant for a neighbor down the street, then, after using most of it, tried to sell the rest to the very neighbor who ordered/paid for it:

25.This POS went off like this over a salad…and let me just say this woman dodged a bullet and can do SOOOO much better:

27.Speaking of bad neighbors, this one lost it because someone had a get-together on —checks notes— Thanksgiving:

28.And this gym owner said, “Why yes…this is equally normal and cool!":

29.These roommates just went ahead and sent a text billing another roomie for…something they didn’t ask for:

30.This jerk (no question mark needed) was totally fine with harassing this woman about not drinking:

31.These “tire fighters” are “sorry, not sorry” about writing this and leaving it on people’s cars:

32.And lastly, this similarly unpleasant person also left a threatening note on a car without any second thoughts:

HT/r/mildlyinfuriating

Aubrey Plaza with a surprised expression and the word "WHAT?" in bold text superimposed

Email screenshot expressing concern about a possibly cancelled flight, seeking urgent response due to a family event. Sender's details redacted

Text message exchange teasing a late arrival mentioning grandma, Jenny, and Kim Kardashian

"Opened because I'm curious"

Text messages debating whether to name a child after a deceased person, with spiritual concerns expressed

Handwritten sign apologizing for being out of salad, but offering no replacement item

Image of a smartphone displaying a text post from a user sharing a positive restaurant experience due to attentive management and free advertising resulting in a meal comp.

"What's the best way you've managed to keep your tenants bond money?"

A screenshot of a humorous text conversation where one person accidentally types "Accidental swipe" and adds a funny remark

"Please be advised there is a charge of $1 for NO ice in all iced beverages."

A whiteboard with a fun fact about the Eiffel Tower expanding 15cm in summer due to thermal expansion

Text exchange where one person discusses a check and a boat purchase, and another apologizes for the inconvenience

"Stop walking barefoot"

Handwritten note with drawings warning against stealing milk from the fridge, humorously addressed to a "pig-san."

Chat screenshots showing a conversation about dissatisfaction with wedding photos and a refusal to refund

Text on a project guideline sheet for a 3D toy design incorporating imaginative elements, with drawings of whimsical creatures on top

A 0 on a paper for it not being stapled

Email exchange between a student and professor

Screenshot of a feedback form with options for HR retention items: "A ping-pong table," "Additional responsibilities," "A raise in pay." The last is marked incorrect

Job application with questions about vegan lunch policy, partially redacted

Hello Gorgeous. Your vehicle is ready for you when you are ready."

A handwritten note expressing frustration over Halloween decorations left up by neighbors, asking for them to be taken down

"I was recently informed that you are not Mexican, but Indian…"

"This toilet is to be used for PEEING only."

"text me if ur interested"

"You was pose to havw butterflies n shit how could you eat that much"

A note from a neighbor

"If I hear you, I will call"

A note from Blink fitness

"It's only 36 each of us girls"

"Are you going to have water? Lol"

"You gas guzzlers"

"Tourists are ruining Asheville"