They just keep get better .

1.Mom’s updates:

2.Some masterful language:

3.A slight issue:

4.Dad’s best new artist:

5.A curse upon your family:

6.A fair mix-up:

7.The life and times of the Big B:

8.A scammer with a heart of gold:

9.A landlord’s revelation:

10.An urgent demand:

11.Cyrus' favorite activity:

12.A touching message:

13.Forbidden love:

14.Andrew’s explanation:

15.Mom’s try:

16.Shirley’s threat:

17.Gettin' Michael’d:

18.The life and times of Bird Guy:

19.Delicious foods in bed:

20.Bobby and Judith’s meet-cute:

21.A slight miscalculation:

22.Gettin' john’d:

23.A delivery most foul:

24.Negotiating tactics:

25.A perfect way to measure:

26.A tiny favor to ask:

27.Some light photoshop:

28.A most literal mom:

29.Clear instructions:

30.A mystery solved:

31.A bit of an obstacle:

32.And Dad’s emoji wisdom:

Text exchange from "Mom": "Came up out of the sink," "Very very small," "A baby toad," repeated messages about a small toad appearing from the sink

Text exchange with typo: "What happened?" "Cheating" "Who chote" instead of "Who cheated."

Text conversation with humorous exchange about dating and a border ban

Text message exchange: "Who is that singer I like?" - "Fella pupa" - "??? DUA LIPA ?" - "Yes"

Screenshot of a conversation about buying a "Small dolley," ending with an aggressive response from Johnny after an item is no longer available

Screenshot of a text exchange. One person asks if an image is from a show, the other disagrees and corrects them with a different show name

Screenshot of a group chat where one person jokingly calls another a nickname; confusion follows as the second person doesn't recognize them

Phone screenshot showing a scam message claiming money received, with a skeptical reply rejecting the offer

A text exchange shows concern about a landlord, with a person at work unable to talk. The final message states, "the moment of truth is Upon us."

Text message says "Don't ever send that stupid [expletive] shark again" with two crying-laughing shark emojis

Text conversation with multiple alerts about cooking an onion at various dates and times

Text exchange about a cake order. Cake text reads "Happy Birthday Puppet Master" instead of requested "Happy Birthday Popy." Confusion ensues

Text message about missing someone and loving them; image shows several aquariums in a room with the message "Shrimp room."

A chat with "Andrew" shows a conversation where he introduces himself, followed by confusion from the recipient about his identity

Text conversation with escalating hostility, ending with a threat

Text conversation with messages saying "What," "michael," "just kidding," "it was a michael prank," "i michael pranked you," "i got you so good."

Text conversation meme where one person asks about another's identity and receives vague responses. Caption: "started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously."

Text conversation joke about someone's favorite thing to eat in bed, revealing it's a MacBook Pro before pizza

Text conversation showing someone mistakenly texting the wrong number, with multiple attempts to identify the recipient

Text message exchange: Request to see a truck photo is met with a selfie; response "Of the truck, dumbass" follows. The sender apologizes

Text conversation showing a typo corrected from "John" to "High" with a thumbs-up emoji above

Text conversation about a DoorDash order, with one message mentioning the order smelling and listening to Skrillex. The recipient plans to report it

Text conversation: Someone asks if a 1991 Miata is for sale. The reply is yes. The initial person responds rudely, with confusion in the follow-up

Two people discuss the size of a car spoiler in terms of the width of nine hens

Text conversation showing a scam attempt. The responder sarcastically dismisses the scammer

Text message showing a delivery photo and a humorous comment: "Made ur butt bigger lol."

Text image with a message exchange: "my mom is a lawyer yes" followed by "damn" and "mother in law fr."

A chat shows someone asking to see a computer. The image reveals a hand pointing at a computer case with a headphone on top

Screenshot of a text conversation discussing drug use, ending with one participant confirming they use cocaine

Text conversation: Person requests extra ranch dressing. Another person mistakenly replies, "I'll try I'm kind of ugly." Response with confusion follows

Text conversation about underused emojis. Dad humorously comments on emojis being a "slippery slope away from reality."