Current status : hold back for someone to pull me out of the sand .

Yep, you guessed it: It’s Monday. Again. I’ve never seen a day as persistent as Monday! It refuses to go away, but I have a new plan: slicing all the Mondays out of every 2025 wall calendar with an X-ACTO knife. While I work through them, here’s 31 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

1.Absolutely gorgeous.

2.That’s…unfortunately not how that works, kiddo.

3.Things are getting hot in the boba shop.

4.A reasonable punishment.

5.It’s different when it’s not your parent, I guess.

6.And if you could get back to me by EOD, please, Mom, that’d be great.

7.At least wait until after they’ve been dyed!

8.Does AAA have a punch card?

9.No, 2083. I’m Benjamin Button.

10.Easter is supposed to be all treats, no tricks.

11.That’ll teach ‘im.

12.Seems like the new company communications solution to me.

13.April showers bring…ex-boyfriends.

14.Bring your own transportation to the store.

15.Fortunately, I only need to be awake on Friday mornings.

16.Open mouth, insert foot.

17.I didn’t want to read that email anyway.

18.Beach day was supposed to be fun!

19.I am not sure I could eat this, even if it tasted good.

20.This is why the French would call me “les incompétents.”

21.What a wonderful snack!

22.I just wanted to know how the dog was doing…

23.Why have a thin sheet of metal when you could have a giant cube, instead?

24.Speaking of cubes, this was totally worth it.

25.Hard to remember what life was like before there was a bird in the house.

26.It’s Easter, give it a few days and try again.

27.Next Monday I’ll be mad that I chose errands.

28.The listings should just say either travel-sized or not.

29.This deserved a giggle, at a minimum.

30.Just take it as a compliment.

31.And finally, I’m wondering if I should be taking a spoonful of BBQ sauce every morning.

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