The more you brag about being sassy , the less smart you sound . That ’s just skill .
Here’s a good rule of thumb — and this works on the internet and in real life: If someone’s bragging about their IQ and how smart they are, they’re almost definitely not smart at all. Here are some prime examples:
1.God forbid a friend try to connect with you!
2.Obviously, this redditor could find all kinds of new mathematical discoveries, they just choose not to.
3.Weird, the Personal Validation Software validated your feelings, personally?
4.I’m going to show you the comment first and the photo after, because I think it’s funnier that way. Here’s the Very Smart Person insulting someone for their bad spelling…
…and here’s the bad spelling they were talking about. See, sometimes pop culture knowledge is important, too!
5.“I don’t think people think that” LOLOL.
6.The riddle was “what gets wetter the more it dries.”
7….How many kids at Harvard do you know?
8.“See, a sign of intelligence is being able to make very simple word associations and also not be able to carry a basic conversation.”
9.Big pharma conspiracy theory? Check. Mention of “genetic intelligence” that makes it sound eerily like eugenics? Check.
10.That’s a lot of fancy words just to say you’re a homophobe.
11.I mean, I would believe that you’re not using more than 1/4 of your brain to have this conversation.
12.This project partner sounds like a real gem to work with.
13.“I’m not in the top 1%, but I do want to insert myself into this conversation.”
14.I shudder to think what he said on Christmas.
15.I’m also metaphysically not funny. :(
16.Well, then, it wouldn’t be science. It would be philosophy.
17.Backs away slowly
18.Pour one out for the guy who is cursed by math.
19.Uh oh, he’s so smart that now he’s the Joker!
20.This is just…wow.
21.Cool, I use the blue one. 💙
22.Yeah, because that’s what makes or breaks the argument.
23.That’s…not a good thing.
24.The fact that Trump’sThe Art of the Dealis on his list is about all you need to know.
25.Bro. It’s, like, 99% action scenes.
26.It’s only 10 a.m.!!!!
27.I think there’s another word that would fit, but it’s definitely not “genius.”
28.Here’s a Ben Shapiro classic.
29.“While I’ve yet to attend a university, I’ve got a Masters level education.” Oh this oughta be goooooood.
30.And finally, please enjoy Bill Mitchell losing his mind over Seth Rogen ignoring him.
I triggered Bill Mitchell and then kept telling him I had meetings.pic.twitter.com/clgyHHw2t6
Sorry dude , in a meeting.https://t.co/e5GvUb8JyX
