" tell this man he incompetent he read i m not in contention with nobody … just . "

Well, y’all, we’ve somehow made it to May. TheMet Galahas already come and gone, the sun’s finally sticking around, and we’re all just doing our best to keep moving on this spinning rock. Humor goes a long way — so here are all the funny tweets from the past week to keep your spirits high:

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That’s all for this week! But you know I’ll be back for more next week. <3 For more funny tweets in the meantime, feel free to check out our recent roundups:

37 tweet That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Temporarily Forgot About The crush Weight Of Existence

29 tweet That aboveboard write My Mental Health This Week , And I ’m Not Even Exaggerating

A hand holding a badge labeled &quot;The Dogefather, DOGE,&quot; shared in a tweet by Elon Musk

Screenshot of a tweet by @MsssKayyy saying, &quot;May not be for you,&quot; replying to @quanfrr's tweet, &quot;i slick wanna right a book one day.&quot;

A social media post with the text: &quot;Running Aarons today.&quot; It shows 1K comments, 10K retweets, and 253K likes

A performer in a stylish blazer-style bodysuit on a blue and white carpet, attended to by an assistant

A meme shows a Subway sandwich with text suggesting people try a local Indian restaurant instead

Tweet by symoneeed: &quot;why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you.&quot; 4.8M views

A tweet by &quot;@mikesnosense&quot; expresses a love for knowing things, viewing gossip as curiosity and a desire for knowledge

Tweet by user expressing frustration about using unnatural phrases at work

Tweet likening using Spotify without favorite songs to opening an empty fridge; viewed by 3.4M people

Tweet exchange: Ali is frustrated about a lack of cookies at home; Emi dislikes when healthy decisions impact grocery shopping choices

A man with an incredulous expression is captioned with &quot;You are not serious people&quot; in a meme comparing early coffee shop hours

Tweet humorously questions how to photograph a missing item from a food delivery

Tweet by ashley: &quot;Told this man he incompetent he said im not in competition with nobody&hellip;exactly.&quot; Viewed 1.5 million times

Tweet about humorous wedding vows saying, &quot;Usually I hate men but this one is okay,&quot; with likes and retweets visible

Text on image: &quot;Does anybody else feel estranged from their family like even though I grew up with them they have a coworker vibe to them.&quot;

Tweet by Crying Orc: &quot;My job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad.&quot; 117 comments, 16K retweets, 164K likes, 3.4M views

Tweet about humorously rescheduling a to-do list from Friday to Monday, with a whisper of encouragement

Person reacts humorously on social media to a post featuring Quinta Brunson, Benson Boone, and Sarah Sherman on SNL

Tweet by quiche about feeling embarrassed posting favorite pictures on Instagram, suggesting indifference from others

A man named Jehovah Jones is interviewed on TV as a witness, shown standing outdoors

Tweet by mindy @mindydisser: &quot;really hot priest at my friends’ baby’s baptism. why would a hot guy become a priest&quot; with 6.5M views

A person on a red carpet event wearing a pin in the shape of an alligator. Another individual is visible in the background

Open journal with date 5/4/23 on the right page and one word, &quot;Wow.&quot; Pen and phone visible nearby

Bumper stickers on a car read &quot;My other car is also a car&quot; and &quot;My other car is an honor student.&quot; A sticker shows a man's face with &quot;this man ate my son.&quot;

Tweet by Swolecialist with a meme about Donald Trump imposing a 100% tariff on foreign films, promoting American-made movies