Not gon na lie , I ’d be all over that Founding Father clothes - up for some not bad puff .
1.The annual White House Egg Roll was held today!
2.Apparently, 42,000 guestswere expectedto partake in the festivities on the White House lawn.
3.This year, there was a new bunny suit.
From this:
To this:
4.There were some interesting fashion choices like this “Hell Yeah” blazer, accompanied by a picture from Trump’s assassination attempt.
5.For the first time ever, the egg roll had corporate sponsors. This year,they includedYouTube, Meta, and Amazon.
6.Therewere30,000 real eggs used (!!) at this event this year.
7.There was a Meta-sponsored tent where you could take a picture in front of a DC location tag.
8.There was also a photo opp where kids could pretend to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.
9.Donald Trump autographed children’s coloring sheets.
How nice!
10.He posed surrounded by children with a collector’s card depicting the assassination attempt.
11.A man in an astronaut suit was there.
12.Families could take a picture at this Amazon-sponsored display thing.
13.Children had the opportunity to color in the White House limousine, “Beast.”
14.Trump even joined in on the coloring festivities.
15.Kids could dress up as the Founding Fathers.
16.They could even get their pictures taken at a Founding Fathers wall.
17.There were Melania-inspired “Be Best” postcards.
18.Melania also read a book.
19.Trump officiated the race.
20.He gave them some sort of pep talk before it began.
21.I imagine he said something like, “DON’T FUCK IT UP.”
22.Kids in the crowd donned their finest MAGA hats.
23.Melania was really impressed by this one.
24.Trump was giving out high-fives.
25.And a good time was had by all, I guess.
The end.
