" I do n’t know what / who Bluey is . "
Having children is one of life’s greatest joys. Buuuuut… becoming a parent definitely changes your life in some very notable ways.
At a certain point, it becomes pretty easy to tell who has children and who doesn’t just from the subtle (or not so subtle) ways people live their lives.
Honing in on that idea, Reddit user u/prince-pauperprompted ther/Millennialscommunity saying,“Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me you don’t have kids,“and the answers are actually hilarious and so spot-on.
1.“I just binge-watched an entire TV show this past weekend, and I finish a book about every two weeks.”
2.“I have white and cream colored furniture and knick-knacks around my house.”
3.“There are no crumbs in my car.”
4.“I don’t know what/whoBlueyis.”
5.“Silence.”
6.“I drive a two-seater.”
7.“There’s a bong on my coffee table.”
8.“I baked my dog a quesadilla and served it to her on the deck.”
9.“I’m drunk atDisneyright now.”
10.“My house is as clean after work as it was before work.”
11.“We forgot it wasEaster.”
12.“My husband and I have sex whenever we feel like it, in whichever room in the house we want. And we never have to keep it down.”
13.“I get to enjoy quiet weekend mornings sipping on my coffee that’s still hot.”
14.“My wife and I travel multiple times a year on modest salaries.”
15.“I eat whatever I want without having to sneak anything or explain it. I can cook whichever meal I like any night of the week, or I can cook nothing and pick at some cheese.”
16.“I’m in my 30s and I still have to sit at the kid’s table at Christmas.”
17.“My spouse and I buy LEGOs for ourselves and build them over days or weeks, depending on the set.”
18.“Want to see my giant Build-A-Bear Capybara plushie I bought after I got my new Totorotattoo?”
19.“I went to two concerts in the last week.”
20.“I can lie in bed all day if I’m sick.”
21.“I watch cartoons because I want to, not because I have to.”
22.“My only worry while flying is if I’m sitting near somebody else’s kid.”
And finally, this heartfelt admission follwed by a hilarious response:
23.“I just do whatever I want when I want. I just had cereal for a wee snack. Had a bath. WatchingBig Brother. In the morning, I’ll have enough money to go get coffee and breakfast. Then I can just go shopping or see friends after work. However, I’d love nothing more than to have a little one to get ready and love.”
— u / lidlbitalexis
" you could rent one of mine . “—u / lostinthewild07
mention : Some responses have been edited for length / clarity .
