" I take the dry razor blade , press out it down hard against my dry leg , and shave a right laurel wreath of skin off . "
Recently, I wrotean articlesharing the best, most entertaining ‘fucked around and found out’ stories I found online. You guys seemed to like that one, so much so that a lot of people even wrote in their own stories! They made me laugh and cringe so hard that naturally, I had to share. So, here are some of the best:
1.“One day I was at the library looking at books in an isolated aisle. The library is known to be a very quiet place. Suddenly, a man entered my aisle and startled me causing me to emit a loud fart. Especially loud due to the extreme quiet. I blushed and rushed out as quickly as possible.”
2.“As a hairdresser, one of the first things you learn when handling shears is to not cut past your second knuckles. You can end up cutting into the webbing between your fingers, among other cuts and injuries. Well, me being a rule breaker with short fingers, I decided that that rule was useless and would mean haircuts took me twice as long.”
3.“I had to be around 4 years old and my mom got me my first Nintendo. I was playing Super Mario. While playing the game I was cleaning my right ear using a Q-tip. So lost in the game, I left the Q-tip in my right ear. As my mom stepped out of the bathroom to go to the kitchen, she saw me and said, ‘Don’t leave that thing in your ear.’ Being a stubborn little kid, I kept playing and totally ignored her.”
4.“80-hour energy spray. Yes, 80-hour spray… Basically, it’s a concentrated 5-hour energy drink that you are NOT meant to chug in one go. However, my little brother had mixed a bottle into an energy drink and chugged his, so I thought it clearly wouldn’t harm me…”
5.“My daughter, when she was 3, had a runny nose that wouldn’t stop. Her doctor reached into her nose and found a little cloth tag that she had torn off one of her toy dolls. It said: MADE IN JAPAN.”
" This happened in 1965 . Her mom tell , ' Well , now we get laid where you came from ! ' "
— uniquegazelle80
6.“I had been strictly told not to use kitchen tools (knives, graters, peelers, etc.) on my own that very morning. But all the adults were outside, and I wanted an apple without the skin on. I remember thinking I was old enough, despite the earlier warning.”
7.“Details are better left to the imagination, and it’s all hazy anyway, but any time I’ve been asked what advice I’d give to someone going off to college, I have to say: Don’t cut your toenails when you’re drunk.”
8.“My older brother and I were playing with some neighborhood kids in our backyard. Somehow a game of tag had morphed into us just throwing dirt at each other. I turned around with a fresh clump of dirt ready to chuck it at my brother when he started screaming.”
9.“I grew up on a farm and we had our own gas pump. One time while gassing up the family car, I decided for some reason to check the radiator fluid.”
10.“We had metal oil cans from servicing tractors, etc. I put some gas in one and held a lighter by the opening. The gasoline vapor burned quickly, making a blow torch aimed directly at my thumb. Ouch.”
11.“I was about 13 and wanted to try to ‘Nair’ my legs. I thought keeping it on longer would work better. No, it’ll burn your skin off.”
12.“When I was about 12 we had a decent ice storm. I lived in Texas and did not have a ton of experience with snow or ice. I saw some broken-down cardboard from my dad’s work and our empty ice sheet of a sloped driveway and decided I was going to ‘surf’ down it.”
13.“Have you ever been so mad you want to hit someone? Or kick something? Don’t do it. I kicked a wall once, spraining both my foot and ankle. I ended up on crutches for several weeks.”
14.“When I was 5 my parents told me not to go into the old milk barn, so of course I wanted to go into the old milk barn. I walked up to it, reached up to the door handle, and got a sliver that ran up the entire side of my hand. I went to my parents to get it out. They asked me why I was at the old milk barn. I told them I had an itch on my hand and I wanted to scratch it on the old milk barn.”
15.“When I was 8 my family went on a camping trip to Oregon and stayed in a beautiful campground. I was exploring every corner I could find and ended up playing with stinging nettle. Of course, I ended up with huge areas of rash and blisters. My dad took me into the trailer to try to cool down the sting.”
16.“I have kind of a thing for knives and have several everyday-carry pocket knives for various things. My mom was scolding me about how dangerous it is, and I very confidently whipped my knife out and said, ‘No Mom, I carry a knife for SAFETY.’ Then I dropped the knife, tried to catch it mid-air, and sliced through my palm to the bone. Oops.”
17.“I was about 4, and my mom had one of those light-up vanity mirrors that folded out and had an electrical outlet on the front. Little me saw Mommy’s metal tweezers and thought ‘Hey, these two ends are about the size and spacing to fit in those two slots on the front!'”
18.“When i was 11, I was riding my bike and wondering what would happen when I put my foot on the wheel. At first, it made a nice sound. THEN MY FOOT SLIPPED INTO THE SPOKES, shooting me forward over my handlebars and landing me flat on my face on the pavement.”
19.“When I was about five or six, my mom was braiding my hair for church the next day and was adding some hair beads at the bottom. Being a stupid little kid, I tried to sniff them, taste them, etc. despite my mother’s warnings not to do stupid crap with them as she was braiding.”
20.“When I was 5 years old I saw my mom shaving her legs, and thought I would give it a try myself, despite not having any leg hair. I took the dry razor blade, pressed it down hard against my dry leg, and shaved a good ribbon of skin off.”
21.“I went to go snitch on my cousin for breaking a rule my dad had placed. slipped, and busted my head open. Snitches get stitches, lol.”
22.“I had finished working the brunch shift as a manager of a restaurant and decided to day drink around our downtown area with my boyfriend. A few hours later we were walking down the street and there was a horse and buggy stopped on the side of the street advertising tours around the city.”
“I asked the man if I could pet his horse and he said, ‘Yes, but he’s going to bite you.’ I got bit. Bit so hard I couldn’t free my hand. When I finally got loose and looked at my boyfriend, all he said was, ‘He told you he bites.'”
23.“I was at a bonfire party in the 80s, and there was a Kiss video out where the lead singer had blue flames coming off of his fingers. I poured some gas onto my hands and held it over the flames, the gas burned away and there were flames. Everyone thought it was awesome!”
“…Then the flames started burning my hands, and I panicked and tipped the gas can over. I went up like a match head! I ran and jumped into a nearby river… which was only three inches deep. I got rocks in my knees. Eyebrows take six weeks to grow back.”
— Anonymous
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