" Diarrhea awareness week jump Monday . Runstill Friday . "

1.This bar’s “polite” notice:

2.This very specific and threatening fortune:

3.This gift someone got after having a…procedure:

4.This “no solicitation” sign with an important exception:

5.This punny sign:

6.This warning sign:

7.These very funny and honest bumper stickers:

8.This note telling customers not to try this instrument:

9.This clever message to incentivize tips:

10.This sign someone added below a road sign:

11.This message on someone’s farewell cake at work:

12.This encouraging embroidered message:

13.This coffee shop’s label for matcha:

14.ThisCoyote vs. Acmereference:

15.This diner’s life lessons:

16.This sign outside a tattoo parlor:

17.This cake that coworkers presented to someone on their last day of work:

18.These different sentiments a mom and dad wrote on their kid’s graduation card:

19.This obituary someone wrote for their office’s microwave:

20.These instructions a wife left for her husband once she went back to work:

21.And finally, this sign by a very desperate individual:

Sign humorously asks patrons to remind neighbors that drunk patrons have been leaving loudly since before nearby houses were built

Fortune cookie paper reads: "Live every day like it's your last before you die from a drive-by crossbowing at 8:39 am tomorrow."

Cake shaped like a tombstone with text: "R.I.P. Foreskin 1995-2025."

Sign on a window reads, "No Solicitation!!! except Tamale Lady," allowing a specific vendor to solicit

Sign for "Diarrhea Awareness Month" starting Monday and ending Friday at Longmont Children, Youth & Families, 1050 Lashley St

Sign showing a person urinating in a circle with a slash through it, indicating no urination, with additional graffiti below the sign

Car window stickers: "Proud parent of a wonderful child who is sometimes an ass and that’s OK" and "Babies up in this bitch."

Antique horn with a "Don’t" note attached, hanging on a wooden beam amidst vintage items, suggesting the horn is not to be used

Antique horn with a "Don’t" note attached, hanging on a wooden beam amidst vintage items, suggesting the horn is not to be used

Tip cup with handwritten text asking how attractive the person is on a scale of $1 to $10, with smiley and heart faces drawn on it

Road sign on a rural road reads "Muddy When Wet" and "Dusty When Dry," highlighting varying conditions based on weather

Road sign on a rural road reads "Muddy When Wet" and "Dusty When Dry," highlighting varying conditions based on weather

A cake with decorative caramel drizzle and chocolate chips features icing text saying "FINE. GO."

Embroidery hoop with floral design reads, "This too shall pass but like holy fuck."

A jar labeled "Shrek Ashes" filled with green powder sits next to a bowl and whisk on a countertop

Signs on grass warn of coyotes. One sign on the path reads: "COYOTE ALERT."

Signs on grass warn of coyotes. One sign on the path reads: "COYOTE ALERT."

Sign outside diner reads: "The two unwritten rules of life 1. 2."

Sign reads: "Get that tattoo. Your family is already disappointed." Nearby, a pedestrian signal shows a stop hand

Cake decorated with a Windows XP error message reading, "Job failed successfully."

Graduation card with a humorous note about inflation from Dad and a congratulatory message from Mom to their graduate. $100 bill included

Graduation card with a humorous note about inflation from Dad and a congratulatory message from Mom to their graduate. $100 bill included

Graduation card with a humorous note about inflation from Dad and a congratulatory message from Mom to their graduate. $100 bill included

Memorial note for a microwave named "Mikey Davis" with a heartfelt poem about its impact and warmth

Meal prep for kids with two divided plates: one with corn, meatballs, and a note on peas; another with dino nuggets and a ketchup note

Meal prep for kids with two divided plates: one with corn, meatballs, and a note on peas; another with dino nuggets and a ketchup note

Sign on pole: "For sale: Spiders. They are all over my house. OH GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. $10 per spider O.B.O."