I draw a bead on to this storey of petit larceny .
Recently Reddit userFun Ferret 3300asked people to share thepettiest things celebs have ever done, kicking things off themselves with “Julia Robertsand her DIY ‘A Low Vera’ shirt.”
The question prompted a lot of interesting responses. Grab your popcorn and get ready to take notes…
1.“Miley releasing ‘Flowers’ on Liam’s birthday.”
2.“The internet was in scrambles trying to figure out ifBeyoncéwill be at Kimye’s wedding, and she posted this selfie from bed.”
3.“The 2017 VMAs, afterCamila CabelloleftFifth Harmony— the silhouette falling off stage was presumably intended to represent Cabello.”
4.“Kendrick’s ‘Say Drake, I heard you like ‘em young’ at the Super Bowl halftime show with this look at the camera.”
5.“Stevie Nickswriting songs about what a horrible boyfriend Lindsey Buckingham was and making him play guitar on them. Lindsey writing songs about what a terrible girlfriend Stevie was and making her sing them. That is a level of pettiness most of us cannot ever hope to aspire to.”
6.“Stephanie March ALLEGEDLY having a plane fly saying ‘CHEATER’ over Bobby Flay’s ceremony for his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.”
7."‘Bye Sister.’ Iconic."
8.“Arnold Schwarzenegger pretended to be interested in starring inStop or My Mom Will Shootto trick Sylvester Stallone into signing onto it. Because he knew it was a stupid, stupid movie and Stallone was his major rival at the time.”
9.“Jason Sudeikis serving Olivia Wilde custody papers while she was onstage.”
10.“Mika spent his first paycheck having his posters plastered all over his ex-girlfriend’s neighborhood, because she told him he’d never make it in the music industry.”
11.“Patti LuPone takes the petty crown with her ‘Andrew Lloyd Webber Memorial Pool’”.
12.“When, after winning gold, Simone Biles posted a photo with her teammates, captioning ‘lack of talent, lazy, Olympic champions’ as a dig to Mikayla Skinner lmao.”
13.“Bette Davis when Joan Crawford died: ‘They say you shouldn’t speak badly of the deceased, you should only say good things. Joan Crawford is dead, good.'”
14.“Shakira hired the nanny who told her that her ex was cheating after he fired her for snitching and then also put her in her music video.”
15.“When asked that he thought about Jack Kerouac’s writing, Truman Capote replied, ‘That’s not writing, that’s typing.'”
16.“When Kendall Jenner tweeted that if Rihanna didn’t perform ‘Complicated’, she was going to be very upset, and Rihanna told her not to come.”
17.“Taylor Swift is the reigning queen of petty, so much so it’s hard to pick one thing. But her inviting all her high school haters along to the 2009 CMAs so they could see her take home basically every award immediately springs to mind.”
18.“I really enjoy 50 Cent’s petty shenanigans…buying out the first 3-4 rows of a Ja Rule concert is my favorite.”
19.“Burt Reynolds used a helicopter to literally drop shit on theNational Enquirer’sChristmas tree.”
20.“Daniel Radcliffe wearing the same outfit for six months straight so the paparazzi would have no new pictures to use.”
21.And finally, “Mariah on J.Lo — ‘I don’t know her.'”
