" The H2O breaks and the babe arrives 30 minute afterwards . "

1.This person who tried to explain the 5th amendment:

2.This person whose husband was miseducated on pregnancy:

3.This person who claimed to know people who went 20 days without food and water:

4.This person who thought NASA was a scam:

5.This person who was just so confused:

6.This person who said some people have to wait longer for their birthdays:

7.This person who said a 6-month-old was 2 years old:

8.This person who thought teens and teenagers were different things:

9.This person who claimed you could get pregnant without a uterus, ovaries, or fallopian tubes:

10.This person who felt that something was amiss:

11.This person who wasn’t even close to the world “consummated”:

12.This person who said breast reductions are a scam:

13.This person who felt very strongly about not washing her baby with soap:

14.This person who wanted to know if she could still fly with an obviously sick child:

15.This person who asked for tips on how to carry her child and a firearm at the same time:

16.This dude who left this comment on a post about new female urinals in Berlin:

17.This guy who claimed to stretch a woman’s cervix:

18.This man who said his wife chose how long she was in labor for:

19.This person who said certain people couldn’t get ADHD:

20.This person who asked a really ridiculous question:

21.And finally, this person who warned people against eating at a restaurant:

Summary of text: The Fifth Amendment plea can imply guilt if used to hide crime evidence, suggesting a negative public inference

Reddit post titled "My poor dumb husband" humorously describes a husband's confusion about hearing a baby during pregnancy

A social media exchange about survival time without food or water, with one user claiming personal experience

Screenshot of a comment thread with replies discussing NASA and space, mentioning a "Firmament" and referencing the Bible for more information

A social media thread humorously debates the meaning of "trinity" and the prefix "tri," with playful misunderstandings

Social media comments humorously discussing the wait for a birthday, with a joke about only people born in January experiencing a full year's wait

Text meme about a colorblind husband's confusion over their son's age, mistakenly saying 25 weeks instead of 2 years. Includes playful reactions

Comments debate the age range of teenagers, with one user claiming it's 10-13 and another asserting it's 13-18

Text post expressing concern that many women think pregnancy is possible after a full hysterectomy, with a crying emoji

Comment speculating involvement in a negative event, expressing hope for investigation

A humorous exchange with a typo: Someone meant "consummated" instead of "constipated" in a discussion about marriage legality

Screenshot of social media comments discussing back pain, posture, and suggestions from surgeons and insurance companies

Comments discussing non-traditional uses for breast milk, such as for hair, cuts, and pet health. Responses include disbelief and personal anecdotes

Moms group post about having a sick child with a fever of 103, vomiting, and dehydration. Seeks advice before a flight at 10 am

people in the comments telling her not to a have firearm anywhere near her baby

Comment implying women can't differentiate bodily functions during childbirth; suggests men can

A comment describes a scenario where someone helps a friend move, followed by a suggestive remark and an incident leading to breaking a bed

Screenshot of Reddit conversation where a user jokes about the fast duration of their wife's labors with humorous comparisons and anecdotes

Tweet saying, "ADHD only affects men. Don't diagnose yourself from TikTok," with 5,619 views

Text question about why some sports games are called "paper view" when we see them on a screen instead of paper

A negative review warning against eating at a restaurant, citing poor treatment by the owner and food-related health concerns