Kids will be nipper ( that is to say , they will do very unintelligent things sometimes ) .

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A tweet about the user's 11-year-old nephew who made a 69 joke but said "69 is a meme and nobody knows why"

Tweet showing a diary entry from age 9, saying "today is the 4th of July, good bye 2007 hello 2008"

Tweet about a childhood fear of causing a nuclear explosion by accidentally splitting an atom while cutting things

Tweet: A parent couldn't find hot cocoa powder. Their 4-year-old suggests it's hidden behind their bed, which sounds suspiciously specific

A mom tells a conductor her son is four to travel free, but the son loudly contradicts her, saying, "BUT I'M NOT FOUR."

Post about allowing kids to hit each other once a day, leading to them discussing when to use it, resulting in stopping the actual hitting

Tweet about a child on a soccer team acting like a dinosaur, screeching and biting. The author says "I love my nephew but I'm only here to watch VelociRyan"

Text summary: A parent humorously contrasts the intelligence of their two children, one designing a parachute and the other willing to test it

A lifeguard at a lake asks everyone to exit the water to find a lost boy named Titus in blue shorts; a boy in blue shorts standing near the author says "hey, my name's Titus too"

A humorous tweet about a child comforting their parent by asking if they're crying because of their hair

Tweet about a 3-year-old niece who cried because she forgot to cry about hitting her leg three days ago

A humorous meme about a child claiming he loves toy trucks at daycare, which his own parents donated because he refused to play with them

Tweet by Kristen Mulrooney about her 3-year-old wanting a pet and not realizing their dog is a pet, not just some other guy living with them

Child explains classmate has two moms, "the pretty mom and the other mom." Narrator says, "reader, both are me"

A person shares a humorous exchange with a 6-year-old comforting her crying brother, only to reveal she hit him

A humorous exchange where a 5-year-old accidentally reveals their Mother's Day gift—a magnet with their picture—after promising not to divulge it

Tweet about a 4-year-old girl faking a phone call from her 1-year-old brother's nursery to say he's going to live there now

Tweet: A parent shares their child's unexpected decision to eat an omelet from a "bluey" cookbook, despite usually disliking eggs

Screenshot of a search alert for "really hot girl" followed by another search alert that says "dad gabby made me look that up don't yell at me"