" I heard someone once signed their ex up for Scientology and Jehovah ’s Witness call , emails , and visits . They said , ' I ’m a social introvert , so please keep trying if I do n’t respond . I postulate to be save . ' "
Do you remember the movieJohn Tucker Must Die?If you don’t, it’s the one where four women learn that they’re all being cheated on by the same guy, and they band together to enact revenge and get justice.
Well, if you’re looking for inspiration a-la-John-Tucker,then do we have a list for you. Because when TikTok userlakenseeton3posted"I need the most diabolical, absolutely outta pocket, wicked way you’ve gotten revenge on a man," the responses were TRULY wild.
So here are 19 ways people found revenge on their exes:
1.“I contacted every divorce attorney in a 500-mile radius before filing. They couldn’t represent him because it was a ‘conflict of interest.’ Then, I took him for everything he owns. He should have stayed faithful.”
2.“My ex forgot I had a spare key to his car, so every day for two weeks, I would move his car after he went to bed.”
— xsnuffleupagusx
3.“I heard someone once signed their ex up for Scientology and Jehovah’s Witness calls, emails, and visits. They said, ‘I’m a social introvert, so please keep trying if I don’t respond. I need to be saved.'”
4.“I called one of the women he cheated on me with (and that he has a child with). I told her how much money he really makes and helped her get her child support tripled!”
— rhondayvonnebaile
5.“Hear me out. Crickets are cheap, small, and almost impossible to catch. Also, they’re extremely annoying.”
6.“I booked an ad campaign at his company, so posters of my face were hanging all over his office building for three years.”
— oliviapires94
7.“My daughter’s boyfriend cheated on her. She made a tattoo appointment for them to get each other’s names. She had him go first, and once her name was permanently on his body, she walked out on him.”
8.“I put catnip seeds in the yard, and now all the stray cats come by. It can’t be mowed because it will grow like grass, so he’ll have to rip up his yard if he wants it to stop. It could take some time before he figures it out.”
— andreabrown229
9.“He went to Disney with another girl, but I still had his login information. I deleted and changed all their FastPasses and Genie-passes, not to mention their dinner reservations. Ooopsies!”
10.“I mailed his new wife a book on how to deal with a narcissist.”
— rhondi92
11.“I sued him for the $500 urgent care bill I incurred after he told me he may have given me an STD. Any gal he wants to date can look up his civil records and ask him about it. I want him to have to be reminded of it and asked about it over and over again.”
12.“I found him on a dating site and catfished him. I set up a date and never showed. Then, I told him I showed up, saw him, and realized he wasn’t up to my standards, and I just couldn’t date someone who’s a ‘5.'”
— shana2684
13.“My sister dumped canned tuna in his floor vents while he was out of state, cheating. She turned the heater up, locked the doors, and never looked back.”
14.And, similarly: “Tuna oil can fit in some hard to reach places when you use a funnel, like window sill cracks, air vents, sub floor.”
— janinegenx
15.“I had his Airbnb account login and canceled a reservation. He lost $500.”
16.“If he’s cheating and you’re married to him, you can sue him and his girlfriend for alienation of affections. I get checks every month for that.”
17.“I made my ex pay me $2,000 for STD testing and treatment after he cheated with seven women, and I was uninsured. It didn’t actually cost that much, so my friends and I celebrated the break-up with ‘Jim’s STD $$.'”
— sally_sassy_brassy_smart
18.“He was cheating with several people. He left his phone out, and somehow ‘Samantha’s’ number was switched with ‘Sophie’s’ and so on.”
— emcphx765
19.And lastly, “I moved on and forgot that he existed. That was more than his narcissistic self could handle.”
take note : Some submissions have been edited for distance and/or clarity .
