" This app has some of the wretched men I ’ve ever seen ! "

I’ve been writing aboutdatingquite a bit, and the only thing I’ve learned is most of us need a hug and a therapist, more than a coffee date.

In honor of everyone still looking for love in 2025, here are 19 hilarious dating posts:

1.Timely and clever. 10/10.

2.Persistent or creepy? Unfortunately, in 2025, I struggle to see the difference.

3.Maybe I need this on my Hinge so I stop attracting brokies.

4.Edit suggestion: “Open to being your new mami.”

5.A modest queen.

6.Add it to the Pledge of Allegiance immediately.

7.Somebody needs to tell him he’s on the wrong app… I think?

8.Somebody please make the dating app the people NEED.

9.Seems pretty self-explanatory, TBH.

10.Yes, creative. Concerning? Also yes.

11.We need to have compatible blood types now??? I’m tired.

12.There are layers to how offensive this is, but how old do you have to be to have iPod Nano top of mind??

13.My answer is yes, I fear.

14.Silly me, coming to a dating app looking for dates.

15.Normalize IQ tests on dating apps, pls.

16.I would also have to exit stage left if this is how you hold a conversation. Whatever that says about me, I’m OK with.

17.I miss “good morning” texts.

18.I beg your finest pardon??

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Man in a suit with a heartfelt expression, slightly smiling, sitting indoors

Text exchange: One person hopes for a strong relationship before the Vatican appoints a new pope, humorously referencing "love in a popeless place."

Text above reads: "i found you on ig now i found you on here AND IN BOTH APPS I NEED YOU."

Text below reads: "First round is on me if I would never say this."

Text on image: "I'm weirdly attracted to emotionally unstable guys with mom issues."

Tweet by user: "Dating is hard because there's a lot of pressure when you're always the hotter smarter funnier and more successful one in the equation. And humble too."

Text image: "I'm convinced that men are sexier when they shut up."

Tweet about a dating app idea that filters by dads' net worth and life expectancy, humorously suggesting avoiding work for 40 years

Messaging app screenshot showing people waving with prompts to wave back. Conversation about past adventures mentions Trader Joes

Screenshot of a dating app conversation. A message with a reply saying it's the most creative message

Text conversation. Accompanying text: "your breast make your phone look like an iPod nano."

Text: "Do you agree or disagree that if we're made mostly of water, isn't crying a small leak?"

A Tinder chat with a person expressing feeling down, the other asking about similar lines, replying they're only on the app for jokes

Tweet by Mary J Poppins: Advocates for critical thinking and reading comprehension in schools, noting adults' lack in these areas

A text conversation discussing recent events and sociability, ending with a friendly farewell

A person takes a selfie. Text reads: "Good morning beautiful. What do you like in a guy or a girl? Do you like to peg?"

Tweet by Ron Filipkowski: "So this is basically a dating app for Elon?"

Tweet from Ayush: "Dating me is easy. Just ignore my tone, accept my mood swings, and never say 'we need to talk'."