" I last stopped imbibe for trade good ! Now I drink for EVIL . "

Welcome to another weekly roundup ofReddit’s funniest signs. They’re the best cure for making you forget about all the stress you had this week!Last week’s was hilarious, and today’s won’t disappoint. Here we go:

1.This simple reminder that hopefully puts upset customers in their place.

2.This store is at least honest about the quality of their free gifts.

3.Let me guess. You’re singing the jingle in your head now?

4.Well, that’s one way to put it.

5.A little violating, but okay.

6.This should help deter smoking.

7.I really did think this was a head lice event at first.

8.Honesty is always the best policy.

9.These Snickers better have Wonka’s golden ticket in them.

10.And, I know inflation is bad, but can you at least lower the prices bysomethingif you’re having a sale?

11.Maybe the “L” and the “I” in Clint’s name should have been spaced out just a wee bit more.

12.I really don’t want to think about why this sign was needed in this truck stop bathroom.

13.I hope you still don’t have your ex’s sweater fwiw.

14.This is a harsh truth that some people apparently need to still learn.

15.I don’t think they know what contactless means…

16.I’ve never heard of a “POOP” floor but here we are.

17.And, lastly: ANTHONY BUYS HOUSES. Don’t know how to get in touch with him, but at least you know.

Sign listing things not a cashier's fault: store policies, prices, card decline, expired coupon, and customer mood

Sign offers a free "cheap looking" bag with a purchase of $25 or more

Marquee sign with text: "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STAY OVER THERE," humorously mimicking a familiar slogan

Sign on grass reads, "I finally stopped drinking for good! Now I drink for evil," with a smiling face emoji

Sticker with bold text: "I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT."

Sign on wooden door reads: "Be advised, no smoking. If we see smoke around you, we'll assume you're on fire and drench you with water."

Sign for "Lice in Wonderland Tea Party" 10th Anniversary, May 3, 2-3:30 PM, Fairfax Pavilion, $25/$40 tickets on Eventbrite

Sign reads: "If you plan to shoplift, let us know. Thanks." Nearby, a troll doll and stickers are visible

Store sign with error: "Snickers 2/$200."

Sale sign for Kroger Pineapple, 20 oz. Price reduced from $1.69 to $1.69

Sign on wall: "Please do not lick the walls."

Sign advising not to flush nappies, sanitary items, towels, gum, phones, bills, junk mail, sweaters, hopes, dreams, or goldfish

Sign with a fairy instructs to bag and bin dog waste, emphasizing responsible pet ownership

Contactless payment instructions: Press "Start" button to pay. Additional charge may apply for credit/debit card use

Sign showing "Stair 2," unexpected line break in "Poop 1-Poop," floor "10," and directions for roof access and exit on level 1

Sign on a traffic light post reads "Anthony Buys Houses."